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Roseanne Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 1994 - 1995
Episode 1
Nine Is Enough
Wed, Sep 21, 1994 30 mins
In the Season 7 opener, crowded conditions in the Conner house have Dan itching to give Becky and Mark the boot, but Roseanne's news could mean more crowded conditions.
Episode 2
Two for One
Wed, Sep 28, 1994 30 mins
Dan's a wreck over Roseanne's pregnancy; and David's a wreck pretending he accepts Darlene seeing another guy.
Episode 3
Snoop Davey Dave
Wed, Oct 5, 1994 30 mins
A jilted David tattles to Roseanne about Darlene's drug use, and Roseanne forbids her to return to school.
Episode 4
Girl Talk
Wed, Oct 12, 1994 30 mins
Dan, Fred and Mark indulge in a little "girl talk", and reveal more than they intended about their sex lives.
Episode 5
Sleeper
Wed, Oct 19, 1994 30 mins
Everyone has a different interpretation of David's dream, including Becky, who thinks he's fantasising about her.
Episode 6
Skeleton in the Closet
Wed, Oct 26, 1994 30 mins
Leon hosts a Halloween soiree with a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately.
Episode 7
Follow the Son
Wed, Nov 2, 1994 30 mins
DJ wants out of his job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene moving in with Jimmy.
Episode 8
Punch and Jimmy
Wed, Nov 9, 1994 30 mins
An impromptu visit to Darlene's gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. But, at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills in Roseanne's absence.
Episode 9
White Men Can't Kiss
Wed, Nov 16, 1994 30 mins
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student (Rae'Ven Larrymore-Kelly) in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own prejudices. Mr. Williams: Lewis Dix Jr. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Mrs. Simms: Lisa Banes. Marvin: Michael Traeger.
Episode 10
Thanksgiving 1994
Wed, Nov 23, 1994 30 mins
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conners' when Roseanne gets alarming news from the medical clinic, and when Nana Mary arrives with a new husband.
Episode 11
Maybe Baby
Wed, Nov 30, 1994 30 mins
Roseanne is in a dither over her upcoming medical test, which may require a difficult decision, one she believes is hers alone to make.
Episode 12
Parenting Trap
Wed, Dec 14, 1994 30 mins
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he and Roseanne learn that DJ isn't performing at school. Meanwhile, Darlene seems genuinely impressed by David's dim-witted girlfriend.
Episode 13
Rear Window
Wed, Jan 4, 1995 30 mins
The Conners get an eyeful from their new neighbours---who enjoy walking naked in front of windows; and Darlene gets an earful from Mark, who fears David is getting too close to Becky.
Episode 14
My Name Is Bev
Wed, Jan 11, 1995 30 mins
Everyone is sympathetic when Bev admits she's an alcoholic---but her presence on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Margaret: Romy Rosemont. Leon: Martin Mull. Sgt. Dixon: David Dunard. Policewoman: Carlease Burke.
Episode 15
Bed and Bored
Wed, Feb 1, 1995 30 mins
Roseanne is ill---or so she'd like Dan to think. So Dan kicks Jackie out when she brings news that Roseanne's been waiting a lifetime to hear about Bev (Estelle Parsons). Roseanne: Roseanne. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. David: Johnny Galecki. Fred: Michael O'Keefe.
Episode 16
Sisters
Wed, Feb 8, 1995 30 mins
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains about D.J.'s annoying visits. Meanwhile, Dan lures Darlene home, hoping she and Becky will forgive each other and forget their feud. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Sarah Chalke.
Episode 17
Lost Youth
Wed, Feb 15, 1995 30 mins
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over Stacy (Traci Lords); and Jackie and Fred's lovemaking needs a shot in the arm. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.
Episode 18
Single Married Female
Wed, Feb 22, 1995 30 mins
Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret about Jackie. Pete: Joel Polis. Stacy: Traci Lords. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Bob: John McConnell.
Episode 19
All About Rosey
Wed, Mar 1, 1995 30 mins
Part 1 of a two-part show featuring clips from several episodes. A fortuneteller (played by John Goodman) gives youngsters Roseanne and Jackie a crystal-ball peek at their future. TV moms introduce the clips, including Barbara Billingsley and June Lockhart.
Episode 20
All About Rosey
Wed, Mar 1, 1995 30 mins
Conclusion. Roseanne and Jackie, as young girls, continue to peer into their futures using the crystal ball of a fortuneteller (played by John Goodman). Clips from past episodes are featured. TV moms introduce the clips.
Episode 21
Husbands and Wives
Wed, Mar 22, 1995 30 mins
Just when Fred seems ready to return to Jackie, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.
Episode 22
Happy Trailers
Wed, Mar 29, 1995 30 mins
Becky and Mark's basic instincts are to make it on their own, in a trailer park---where a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone) puts out the welcome mat. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Bob: John McConnell. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.
Episode 23
The Blaming of the Shrew
Wed, May 3, 1995 30 mins
D.J. allows a vixen to boss him around. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred see a therapist to fix their marriage. Ellen DeGeneres, Ashley Johnson. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe.
Episode 24
The Birds and Frozen Bees
Wed, May 10, 1995 30 mins
There's a possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene---who must act fast or lose him. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Leon: Martin Mull. Mark: Glenn Quinn.
Episode 25
Couch Potatoes
Wed, May 17, 1995 30 mins
Now that the Conners are a Nielsen TV family, Roseanne decrees that their viewing habits must change to influence American culture. Mr. Burtis: Michael Mantell. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.
Episode 26
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
Wed, May 24, 1995 30 mins
Dan builds a boat for a future adventure, while David plans a trip to Europe. Dan/Skipper: John Goodman. Leon/Mr. Howell: Martin Mull. Bev/Mrs. Howell: Estelle Parsons. Jackie/Gilligan: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene/Maryanne: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne/Ginger: Roseanne.
