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Portlandia Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
10 Episodes 2017 - 2017
Episode 1
The Storytellers
Thu, Jan 5, 201721 mins
Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert; a traveler checks into an unconventional hotel; the weirdos discover a store that specializes in bedding and home beauty products.
Episode 2
Carrie Dates a Hunk
Thu, Jan 12, 201721 mins
Fred doesn't dig Carrie's beau; Drew and Andy ask about men; Melanie and Lars buy a rug.
Episode 3
Fred's Cell Phone Company
Thu, Jan 19, 201721 mins
Fred starts a business; Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love; Drew and Andy plan a funeral; Nina gives Lance a massage chair.
Episode 4
Separation Anxiety
Thu, Jan 26, 201721 mins
Toni and Candace retire; Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies; rats consider the charms of squirrels. Dieters rescue a boy in a tiger cage in a zoo.
Episode 5
Amore
Thu, Feb 2, 201721 mins
Fred has a marriage arranged; a school hires a bully to teach children grit; a man keeps commenting ''Beautiful'' on social media posts.
Episode 6
Friend Replacement
Thu, Feb 9, 201721 mins
Carrie looks for a new friend; Jill tries a radical diet; Drew and Andy host a film festival; Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.
Episode 7
Portland Secedes
Thu, Feb 16, 201721 mins
Fred and Carrie help Portland secede; the eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest; Dave and Kath leave notes on cars.
Episode 8
Ants
Thu, Feb 23, 201721 mins
Nina and Lance have an infestation of ants. The Mayor looks for a world record that will bring tourists to Portland. The Time Tailors evaluate a man's schedule.
Episode 9
Passenger Rating
Thu, Mar 2, 201721 mins
Carrie seeks to raise her passenger rating on Uber; Larry practices firing people; Sandra hits it off with the guy who declines her credit card.
Episode 10
Misunderstood Miracles
Thu, Mar 9, 201721 mins
Sandra gets a pitbull; Fred doesn't understand modeling; Fred and Carrie go to a cyclist protest; Hudson learns about alcohol.
