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156 Episodes 2003 - 2004
Episode 1
Wed, Sep 3, 200357 mins
Episode 2
Thu, Sep 4, 200357 mins

Episode 3
Fri, Sep 5, 200357 mins
Episode 4
Tue, Sep 16, 200357 mins

Episode 5
Wed, Sep 17, 200357 mins
Episode 6
Thu, Sep 18, 200357 mins

Episode 7
Fri, Sep 19, 200357 mins
Episode 8
Tue, Sep 23, 200357 mins
Conan unveils new NCAA college football mascots: University of Idaho Birthing Potato, Florida State Afro Helmets, Boston University Gay Frankenstein, University of Terre Haute Straight Richard Simmons, Temple University Chinese Fabio, SUNY-Buffalo's Guy With an Actual Handlebar Mustache Riding a Bike With Mustache Handlebars, Colorado State's Gay Frankenstein Hitting on Chinese Fabio, and Clemson University's Fake Cow With Disco Ball Udders. Later, Michael Caine reveals some dark secrets. Kevin James is interviewed about his series The King of Queens; Teri Polo is interviewed about her new series I'm With Her; Ken Burns is interviewed about his new movie Horatio's Drive.

Episode 9
Wed, Sep 24, 200357 mins
Conan notes that Hungarian ambassador András Simonyi is sitting in the audience. The main comedy segment is S.A.T. Analogies. Another comedy segment involves Conan killing time by playing a movie trivia game with a few members of the audience. Whoopi Goldberg is interviewed about her new series Whoopi; Rosario Dawson is interviewed about her new movie The Rundown; Eastmountainsouth performs.
Episode 10
Thu, Sep 25, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is G.E. Satellite Channels, where Conan shows The Overreacting to Minor Annoyances Channel, The Sugar News Network, The Hearing Impaired Dogs Channel, The Porn with Frustratingly Long Set-ups Channel, Obscure Jewish Holidays Channel, and The H.C.O.T.W. Channel. Another comedy segment involves a comparison between a summer and autumn stage manager. Diane Lane is interviewed about her new movie Under the Tuscan Sun; Wanda Sykes is interviewed about her new series Wanda at Large; Jonny Lang performs.
Episode 11
Fri, Sep 26, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is New Euros. Also, Conan unveils a TV channel for hearing-impaired dogs, and shows hidden security camera footage of himself and Andy Richter (and later Marilyn Manson) making out in the dressing room. The Rock is interviewed about his new movie The Rundown; Isaac Mizrahi is interviewed about his new clothing line; Robert Randolph and The Family Band performs.
Episode 12
Tue, Sep 30, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is Kid Drawings. Alec Baldwin is interviewed about his new movie The Cooler; Vanessa Marcil is interviewed about her new series Las Vegas; Rancid performs.
Episode 13
Wed, Oct 1, 200357 mins
The main comedy sketch is Late Night's Fall Season Premiere. A later sketch involves an audience member volunteering to hop into a giant meat grinder. Val Kilmer is interviewed about his new movie Wonderland; Carmen Electra is interviewed about her new series Livin' Large and an upcoming workout video about aerobic stripteasing; Todd Barry performs stand-up.
Episode 14
Thu, Oct 2, 200357 mins
Jack Black joins Conan for a look into the future for In The Year 2000. Michael Caine reveals some of his darkest secrets. Conan unveils a channel made for hearing-impaired dogs. Christopher Walken is interviewed about his new movie The Rundown; Jack Black is interviewed about his new movie School of Rock; Staind performs.
Episode 15
Fri, Oct 3, 200357 mins
Conan interviews "George W. Bush", "Rush Limbaugh", and "Arnold Schwarzenegger" live via satellite. Lisa Kudrow is interviewed about her new movie Wonderland; Jeremy Piven is interviewed about his new movies Scary Movie 3 and Runaway Jury; Grandaddy performs.
Episode 16
Tue, Oct 7, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is What in the World?. Later, Conan reveals he lost the show in a card game with a Russian named Sergei, who makes creative changes to it. Kevin Bacon is interviewed about his new movie Mystic River; Vivica A. Fox is interviewed about her new movie Kill Bill: Vol. 1; The Del McCoury Band performs.
Episode 17
Wed, Oct 8, 200357 mins
Conan interviews "Arnold Schwarzenegger" live via satellite. Lucy Liu is interviewed about her new movie Kill Bill: Vol. 1; Michael Moore is interviewed about his new book Dude, Where's My Country?; Gov't Mule performs.

Episode 18
Thu, Oct 9, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is Expanding Our Demographic. Also, Little Jay Leno briefly stops by, and Hannigan the Traveling Salesman tries to sell his wares. Uma Thurman is interviewed about her new movie Kill Bill: Vol. 1; Josh Lucas is interviewed about his new movie Wonderland; North Mississippi Allstars performs.
Episode 19
Fri, Oct 10, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is Patterns. Conan also unveils who will star in an upcoming made-for-TV movie about the 2003 California recall election. A man in the audience accuses Conan of spitting on him, despite being in the back row. Gwyneth Paltrow is interviewed about her new movie Sylvia; Philip Seymour Hoffman is interviewed about his new movie The Party's Over (aka Last Party 2000); Howie Day performs.
Episode 20
Thu, Oct 16, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is If They Mated. Later, Conan sings a lullaby to new parents and their babies. Tim Robbins is interviewed about his new movie Mystic River; Natasha Henstridge is interviewed about her new series She Spies; Kaki King performs.

Episode 21
Fri, Oct 17, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is Actual Items. David Arquette is interviewed about his new show Mix it Up; Gina Gershon is interviewed about her new movie Pray For Rock and Roll; Béla Fleck and the Flecktones performs. And in a parody of a David Blaine magic act, The Masturbating Bear in a glass box attempts to go the whole show without pleasuring himself.
Episode 22
Tue, Oct 28, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is S.A.T. Analogies. Norm MacDonald is interviewed about his new show A Minute With Stan Hooper; Laura Prepon is also interviewed; Triumph the Insult Comic Dog performs a song from his new album, "Come Poop With Me".
Episode 23
Wed, Oct 29, 200357 mins
Conan shows a new episode of "60", a parody of "24" where each episode is only a second long. The main comedy segment is Celebrity Autographs. A brief comedy segment involves Conan trying to tell a joke to a blind, deaf German man in the audience. Al Franken is interviewed about his new book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them; Courtney Thorne-Smith is interviewed about her series According to Jim; The Thrills perform.
Episode 24
Thu, Oct 30, 200357 mins
Conan shows a new episode of "60", a parody of "24" where each episode is only a second long. The main comedy segment is New State Quarters. Quentin Tarantino is interviewed about his new movie Kill Bill: Vol. 1, and Conan shows a Tarantino-inspired Three Stooges parody. Molly Sims is interviewed about her new show Las Vegas. Chuck Palahniuk is interviewed about his new novel Diary.

Episode 25
Fri, Oct 31, 200357 mins
Conan shows a special Halloween episode of "60", the spoof of "24" where each episode is one second long. The main comedy segment is Classic Monster Makeovers, featuring The Ghosts That Can't Go Through Solid Objects, Mummy Mr. T, Franklin Stone, The Skeleton Who's Awaiting Medical Tests, Moth-Sized Mothra, Freddy Krueger Mellencamp, and a Dracula that performs liposuction. Another comedy segment is about the AOL Guy's earlier career in S&M porn. James Caan is interviewed about his new show Las Vegas; David Cross is interviewed about his new show Arrested Development; Greg Behrendt performs stand-up.
Episode 26
Tue, Nov 4, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is Sweeps Ahoy!, featuring a reunion of Wagon Train, mini streakers, Joel being the victim of a mysterious crime, La Bamba being replaced with a sexy model, Conan starting a rumor that Max is dead, debuting a new character named Sam who's Jessica Simpson's stupid brother, and showcasing a made-for-TV movie called "Shafted". The second comedy segment has Conan visiting Cloppy the horse. Patrick Stewart is interviewed about his role in the Broadway play The Caretaker; Regina Hall is interviewed about her new movie Scary Movie 3; The Strokes perform.
Episode 27
Wed, Nov 5, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is New Celebrity Children's Books. Another comedy segment has Patrick Stewart reveals some his darkest secrets. Laurence Fishburne is interviewed about his new film The Matrix Revolutions; Steve Schirripa is interviewed about his new book The Goombas of Love; The Polyphonic Spree performs.
Episode 28
Thu, Nov 6, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is a remote segment where Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews various contestants auditioning for American Idol in Hawaii, and also does the weather report for a local TV station. It is a two-part segment that continues on the next episode. Will Ferrell is interviewed about his new movie Elf; Chloë Sevigny is interviewed about her new movie Shattered Glass; Sarah Vowell is interviewed about her new book The Partly Cloudy Patriot.

Episode 29
Fri, Nov 7, 200357 mins
Conan notes that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's new album outranked Barbra Streisand's album on Amazon. The main comedy segment is the second part of Triumph's coverage of American Idol auditions in Hawaii. Darrell Hammond is interviewed and does various impressions; Shannen Doherty is interviewed about her new series Scare Tactics; and Joshua Bell performs.

Episode 30
Tue, Nov 11, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is Actual Items. Also, Max gives a patriotic monologue about Larry Flynt purchasing nude photos of Jessica Lynch, and there's a short sketch about an old, cursed studio camera. Jenna Elfman is interviewed about her new movie Looney Tunes: Back in Action; Ice-T is interviewed about his role on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit; The Strokes performs.
Episode 31
Wed, Nov 12, 200357 mins
There are three comedy segments: A weather forecast of where Paris Hilton's sex tape will be, and Kids Drawings. And later, Conan checks in on instant viewer feedback. Brendan Frasier is interviewed about his new movie Looney Tunes: Back in Action; Marg Helgenberger is interviewed about her show CSI; Ron Isley and Burt Bacharach perform.
Episode 32
Thu, Nov 13, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is What in the World?. Another comedy segment is about Joel Godard's amusement park Joellywood. Dolly Parton is interviewed and performs. Steve Irwin is also interviewed about his new series Croc Hunter Challenge.

Episode 33
Fri, Nov 14, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is G.E. Satellite Channels, showcasing the Creepy Tattoo Channel, the Thirteen Year Old Girls as E.R. Doctors Channel, The Kickin' it With White Bread and Mayo Channel, The New Onomatopoeia Channel, and The Don't Ask, Don't Tell Joe Channel. Another comedy segment concerns Conan getting a phone call from a creepy viewer. Russell Crowe is interviewed about his new movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World; Alicia Silverstone is interviewed about her new series Miss Match; Andrew W.K. performs.
Episode 34
Tue, Nov 18, 200357 mins
The comedy segment is If They Mated. Another comedy segment is about a new junk email website. William H. Macy is interviewed about his new movie The Cooler. Heidi Klum is also interviewed, and The Strokes performs.
Episode 35
Wed, Nov 19, 200357 mins
Conan interviews "George W. Bush" and "Arnold Schwarzenegger" live via satellite. The other comedy segment is about Conan's eight year old nephew causing havoc in the director's booth. Elvis Costello performs and is interviewed; Eliza Dushku is also interviewed about her new show Tru Calling.

Episode 36
Thu, Nov 20, 200357 mins
Amidst the Michael Jackson scandal, Conan poses the question: "Where is Tito?" For the remote segment, Conan visits Martha Stewart at her horse ranch. Billy Bob Thornton is interviewed about his new movie Bad Santa. Nick Lachey is interviewed about his new solo record Solo and his new TV series Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. The last guest is Rob Krueger, a Rock-Paper-Scissors champion.
Episode 37
Fri, Nov 21, 200357 mins
Episode 38
Tue, Nov 25, 200357 mins
Episode 39
Wed, Nov 26, 200357 mins
Episode 40
Thu, Nov 27, 200357 mins
The first sketch is What Are They Doing Right Now?, about famous people's Thanksgiving plans. Another sketch has two marching band members interrupting the show. Bernie Mac is interviewed about his new movie Bad Santa. Ben Chaplin is interviewed about his new Broadway show The Retreat From Moscow. Thursday performs.
Episode 41
Tue, Dec 9, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is Live via Satellite, where Conan interviews "George W. Bush", "Al Gore", and "Arnold Schwarzenegger". Another comedy segment involves a man calling into the show, wanting Conan's job. Brian Williams is interviewed about becoming the new NBC Nightly News anchor. Tony Cox is interviewed about his new movie Bad Santa. Jim Gaffigan performs stand-up.
Episode 42
Wed, Dec 10, 200357 mins
Conan showcases The World's Fastest Menorah again. The next comedy sketch is SAT Analogies. Jude Law is interviewed about his new movie Cold Mountain. Ron Howard shares some of his darkest secrets. Maggie Gyllenhaal is interviewed about her new movie Mona Lisa Smile. Michelle Branch performs.
Episode 43
Thu, Dec 11, 200357 mins
Conan races the World's Fastest Menorah and World's Fastest Baby Jesus. Then he looks at lesser known foreign holidays. Greg Kinnear is interviewed about his new film Stuck on You; Bob Odenkirk is interviewed about his new movie Melvin Goes to Dinner; Tom Shales is interviewed about his new book Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live.

Episode 44
Fri, Dec 12, 200357 mins
Conan complains about the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. The main comedy segment is Actual Items. Matt Damon is interviewed about his new movie Stuck on You. Ron Howard shares more disturbing secrets. Kevin Pollak is interviewed about his new series Celebrity Poker Showdown. Randy Newman performs and is interviewed.
Episode 45
Tue, Dec 16, 200357 mins
Conan showcases the Conan O'Brien statue in front of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. Next, he interviews "George W. Bush" and "Saddam Hussein" in Live via Satellite. Kelly Ripa is interviewed about her new series Hope and Faith. Emma Bolger is interviewed about her new movie In America. Tony Bennett performs and is interviewed.

Episode 46
Wed, Dec 17, 200357 mins
Conan shows off the World's Fastest Menorah, World's Fastest Baby Jesus, and World's Fastest Kinara. The main comedy segment is about new holiday stamps. Another comedy bit about a man in the audience live-blogging about the show. Elijah Wood is interviewed about The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Estella Warren is also interviewed. Liz Phair performs.

Episode 47
Thu, Dec 18, 200357 mins
The comedy sketch is Conan playing Santa Claus, with boys and girls telling him what they want for Christmas. Jennifer Connelly is interviewed about her new movie House of Sand and Fog. Lewis Black performs stand-up and is briefly interviewed. Sam Goldstein, a veteran NYC cab driver, is also interviewed.
Episode 48
Fri, Dec 19, 200357 mins
Conan shows off the World's Fastest Menorah, World's Fastest Baby Jesus, and World's Fastest Kinara. Then, Conan interviews "Michael Jackson" via satellite about joining the Nation of Islam. Another comedy segment is about medications for getting through the holidays. Natalie Portman and Bill O'Reilly are interviewed; Patty Loveless performs.
Episode 49
Tue, Dec 23, 200357 mins
In the comedy sketch, Conan is visited by various ghosts not featured in A Christmas Carol. Julia Stiles is interviewed about her new movie Mona Lisa Smile (2003). Conan tries singing "O Come, All Ye Faithful" but is repeatedly interrupted by the director and then upstaged by Mark Pender. Marc Maron is interviewed. Mitch Hedberg performs stand-up.
Episode 50
Fri, Dec 26, 200357 mins
Conan shows Christmas party photos of himself, Max, and Joel. Later, Santa Claus stops by with a gift for Conan: Ketchup packets and carpet samples. Ian McKellen and Petra Nemcova are interviewed; The Stills performs.
Episode 51
Tue, Dec 30, 200357 mins
Conan announces the upcoming week of shows in Toronto in February 2004. The main comedy segment is NCAA Football Mascots, featuring Alabama State Angry Man on a Tiny Bicycle, Webster State Tai Chi Scotsmen, Iowa State Bust of U.S. Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman Made From Tainted Meat, Gonzaga University Kitten Professor of Physics, Texas Tech Stealthy Frankenstein, Villanova University Drummer With Ridiculously Long Sticks, and South Carolina State University Strom Thurman's Other Illegitimate Children. NBC Nightly News anchor Tom Brokaw is interviewed. Gary Sheffield is interviewed about joining the New York Yankees. John Mayer performs with Buddy Guy and Double Trouble.
Episode 52
Wed, Dec 31, 200357 mins
The main comedy segment is a recap of 2003 with Conan, Max and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Amy Sedaris is briefly interviewed before being interrupted by the Central Time Zone New Year's countdown, done by James Lipton. Jarod Miller showcases numerous animals, including a slow loris, baby snapping turtles, a giant turtle, a kudamundi, and a baby lion. Another comedy piece is Late Night's All Star Celebrity Rockin' New Years Eve, presented in stop motion animation. Moby performs.
Episode 53
Fri, Jan 2, 200457 mins
Conan shows a manipulated clip from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. The main comedy segment is 2003: The Year in Review, showing Live via Satellite clips from the previous year. Ethan Hawke is interviewed about his part in the play Henry IV. Conan checks in on Instant Viewer Feedback. George Wendt is interviewed about his new series House of Dreams. Natalie MacMaster performs.

Episode 54
Tue, Jan 13, 200457 mins
Episode 55
Wed, Jan 14, 200457 mins
Gandhi offers a rebuttal to a joke Hillary Clinton made at his expense. The main comedy segment is Live via Satellite, where Conan interviews "George W. Bush", "Al Sharpton", and "Steve Irwin". Benicio Del Toro is interviewed about his new film "21 Grams". Richard Lewis is interviewed about his role in the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm". Maroon 5 performs.
Episode 56
Thu, Jan 15, 200457 mins
Gandhi again responds to Hillary Clinton's joke at his expense. The main comedy segment is In the Year 2000, with Ben Stiller and Gandhi. Ben Stiller is interviewed about his new movie Along Came Polly. Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson is interviewed about her new book Little Red. Rich Hall is interviewed about his new movie Red Light Runners.
Episode 57
Fri, Jan 16, 200457 mins
Episode 58
Tue, Jan 20, 200457 mins
Episode 59
Wed, Jan 21, 200457 mins
Episode 60
Thu, Jan 22, 200457 mins
Episode 61
Fri, Jan 23, 200457 mins
Episode 62
Tue, Feb 3, 200457 mins
Episode 63
Wed, Feb 4, 200457 mins
Episode 64
Thu, Feb 5, 200457 mins
Episode 65
Fri, Feb 6, 200457 mins

Episode 66
Tue, Feb 10, 200457 mins

Episode 67
Wed, Feb 11, 200457 mins
Episode 68
Thu, Feb 12, 200457 mins

Episode 69
Fri, Feb 13, 200457 mins

Episode 70
Tue, Feb 17, 200457 mins

Episode 71
Wed, Feb 18, 200457 mins
Episode 72
Thu, Feb 19, 200457 mins
Episode 73
Fri, Feb 20, 200457 mins
Episode 74
Tue, Feb 24, 200457 mins
Episode 75
Wed, Feb 25, 200457 mins
Episode 76
Thu, Feb 26, 200457 mins
Episode 77
Fri, Feb 27, 200457 mins
Episode 78
Tue, Mar 2, 200457 mins
Episode 79
Wed, Mar 3, 200457 mins
Episode 80
Thu, Mar 4, 200457 mins
Episode 81
Fri, Mar 5, 200457 mins

Episode 82
Tue, Mar 9, 200457 mins
Episode 83
Wed, Mar 10, 200457 mins
Episode 84
Thu, Mar 11, 200457 mins

Episode 85
Fri, Mar 12, 200457 mins
Episode 86
Tue, Mar 16, 200457 mins

Episode 87
Wed, Mar 17, 200457 mins
Episode 88
Thu, Mar 18, 200457 mins
Episode 89
Fri, Mar 19, 200457 mins
Episode 90
Tue, Mar 30, 200457 mins
Episode 91
Wed, Mar 31, 200457 mins
Episode 92
Thu, Apr 1, 200457 mins
Episode 93
Fri, Apr 2, 200457 mins

Episode 94
Tue, Apr 6, 200457 mins
Episode 95
Wed, Apr 7, 200457 mins
Episode 96
Thu, Apr 8, 200457 mins
Episode 97
Fri, Apr 9, 200457 mins

Episode 98
Tue, Apr 13, 200457 mins

Episode 99
Sat, Apr 17, 200457 mins
Episode 100
Thu, Apr 15, 200457 mins
Episode 101
Fri, Apr 16, 200457 mins
Episode 102
Tue, Apr 27, 200457 mins
Episode 103
Wed, Apr 28, 200457 mins
Episode 104
Thu, Apr 29, 200457 mins
Episode 105
Fri, Apr 30, 200457 mins

Episode 106
Tue, May 4, 200457 mins
Episode 107
Wed, May 5, 200457 mins

Episode 108
Thu, May 6, 200457 mins

Episode 109
Fri, May 7, 200457 mins
Episode 110
Tue, May 11, 200457 mins
Episode 111
Wed, May 12, 200457 mins
Thanks to a merger between NBC and Universal, Conan announces he can now play clips from Walker, Texas Ranger anytime he wants without paying royalties, and demonstrates with the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever. Another comedy sketch, Real Life 101, has Conan giving advice to recent college graduates. Kelsey Grammer and Mariska Hargitay are interviewed; Lewis Black performs stand-up.
Episode 112
Thu, May 13, 200457 mins
Episode 113
Fri, May 14, 200457 mins
Episode 114
Tue, May 18, 200457 mins
Episode 115
Wed, May 19, 200457 mins

Episode 116
Thu, May 20, 200457 mins

Episode 117
Fri, May 21, 200457 mins
Episode 118
Tue, May 25, 200457 mins

Episode 119
Wed, May 26, 200457 mins

Episode 120
Thu, May 27, 200457 mins

Episode 121
Fri, May 28, 200457 mins
Episode 122
Tue, Jun 8, 200457 mins
Episode 123
Wed, Jun 9, 200457 mins
Episode 124
Thu, Jun 10, 200457 mins

Episode 125
Fri, Jun 11, 200457 mins
Episode 126
Tue, Jun 15, 200457 mins
Episode 127
Wed, Jun 16, 200457 mins

Episode 128
Thu, Jun 17, 200457 mins

Episode 129
Fri, Jun 18, 200457 mins
Episode 130
Tue, Jun 22, 200457 mins
Episode 131
Wed, Jun 23, 200457 mins
Episode 132
Thu, Jun 24, 200457 mins
Episode 133
Fri, Jun 25, 200457 mins

Episode 134
Tue, Jul 6, 200457 mins
Episode 135
Wed, Jul 7, 200457 mins
Episode 136
Thu, Jul 8, 200457 mins
Episode 137
Fri, Jul 9, 200457 mins
Episode 138
Tue, Jul 13, 200457 mins

Episode 139
Wed, Jul 14, 200457 mins
Episode 140
Thu, Jul 15, 200457 mins
Episode 141
Fri, Jul 16, 200457 mins
Episode 142
Tue, Jul 20, 200457 mins
Episode 143
Wed, Jul 21, 200457 mins
Episode 144
Thu, Jul 22, 200457 mins
Episode 145
Fri, Jul 23, 200457 mins
Episode 146
Tue, Aug 3, 200457 mins
Episode 147
Wed, Aug 4, 200457 mins
Episode 148
Thu, Aug 5, 200457 mins

Episode 149
Fri, Aug 6, 200457 mins
Episode 150
Tue, Aug 10, 200457 mins
Episode 151
Wed, Aug 11, 200457 mins
Episode 152
Thu, Aug 12, 200457 mins
Episode 153
Fri, Aug 13, 200457 mins
Episode 158
Fri, Aug 13, 200457 mins
Episode 170
Tue, Sep 9, 200357 mins
Episode 173
Mon, Feb 2, 200457 mins