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Jessie Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 2012 - 2013
Episode 1
The Whining
Fri, Oct 5, 201223 mins
The kids learn the legend of the nanny who did "something terrible."
Episode 2
Green-Eyed Monsters
Fri, Oct 26, 201223 mins
Jessie becomes concerned about Tony's jealousy issues.
Episode 3
Make New Friends, But Hide the Old
Fri, Nov 2, 201224 mins
It's the beginning of the school year, plus, Jessie and Bertram couldn't be a lot happier. However, on Emma's first day of high school, she meets a nasty, rude, and of course, an aggressive girl named Rosie. Meanwhile, Luke searches through his school backpack and Kenny the koala, he accidentally falls out. Random bullies witness the incident that Luke caused and they laugh at him. Ravi takes the blame in order to get Luke off the hook; but unfortunately, they started teasing him instead. Regardless, Zuri is very upset because she has just started 3rd grade and her homework is a bit more difficult, so she refused to do it. Arguably, feeling guilty and upset, Rosie attempts to apologize to Emma for embarrassing her, Luke reveals to everyone at Walden Academy Middle School that he temporarily owns Kenny, not Ravi, as his brothers kindly embrace and Zuri reveals why she didn't complete her homework, forcing Jessie to cheer her up.
Episode 4
101 Lizards
Fri, Nov 9, 201224 mins
Ravi decides he wants to find good parents to adopt Ms. Kipling's babies.
Episode 5
Trashin' Fashion
Fri, Nov 30, 201223 mins
Christina comes home to show off her latest 80s style creations at a fashion show. The problem is, Emma finds them ugly and wants to help more than just clean. Ravi and Luke become models in the show and hit on the same girl. Jessie helps backstage and is constantly getting hurt by Christina's horrid conditions. Emma reports on Kitty Couture about the show, trying to be positive.
Episode 6
Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star New Year: Part 2
Fri, Dec 7, 201249 mins
After helping Austin Moon get his New Years' Eve performance at Times Square, Jessie and the Ross kids are invited to a concert in the Mall of Miami in which she writes her own song, and gets to perform a duet with Austin, who is also trying to deal with the advances of Emma. However, Jessie's lyrics turn out to have been written by Zuri, a fact she tries desperately to conceal from her.
Episode 7
Trouble with Tessie
Fri, Jan 11, 201323 mins
Jessie is concerned that Tony has become controlling, clingy and insecure in their relationship.
Episode 8
Say Yes to the Messy Dress
Fri, Jan 18, 201324 mins
The kids meet Chris Bosch at the park and invite him to stay at their penthouse suite. Unfortunately, Luke and Ravi play a prank that causes Chris to lose his confidence. Meanwhile, Jessie decides to wear Emma's designer dress, even though she was told not to, to a red carpet event. It gets ripped and needs to be fixed.
Episode 9
Teacher's Pest
Fri, Feb 1, 201323 mins
Jessie decides to volunteer in Zuri's classroom.
Episode 10
Jessie's Big Break
Fri, Feb 15, 201360 mins
Jessie gets her big break as a stunt double to popular Australian actress Shaylee Michaels.
Episode 11
Pain in the Rear Window
Fri, Mar 1, 201324 mins
At the school carnival, Luke breaks his knee and stays at home under Emma's care. They see a mysterious figure following people with a hammer and throwing suspicious things away. You'll never believe who it is! Meanwhile, Jessie believes Agatha is sabotaging her booth and Ravi and Zuri start a silly carnival booth.
Episode 12
Toy Con
Fri, Mar 8, 201324 mins
Jessie passes along a cherished doll she had as a child to Zuri, but a sleazy auctioneer talks her into trading it in for a mechanical bunny doll with debatable taste. Meanwhile Luke and Emma set Bertram up with a chef he's head over heels in love with, only to find himself over his head when he has to learn how to salsa dance with her.
Episode 13
To Be or Not to Be
Fri, Apr 5, 201323 mins
Jessie and Zuri, Emma and Luke, and Ravi and Bertram all switch personalities.
Episode 14
Why Do Foils Fall in Love
Fri, Apr 19, 201323 mins
Jessie's anniversary gift to Tony is a song.
Episode 15
Kids Don't Wanna Be Shunned
Fri, Apr 26, 201323 mins
Emma is upset when her friends stand up for the new girl in school. Meanwhile, Luke decides to write a report on India, but makes Ravi do all the work for him.
Episode 16
All the Knight Moves
Fri, May 3, 201323 mins
Jessie discovers Zuri is a chess prodigy.
Episode 17
We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges
Fri, Jun 7, 201323 mins
Jessie decides to help Zuri to earn a badge so she can become a Butterfly Scout during a camping trip in Central Park. Jessie soon begins to cross paths with Coach Penny, the troop leader of the Caterpillar Scouts. Emma begins taking shortcuts during the camping trip, such as getting the scouts to massage her neck and ordering fancy food behind Coach Penny's back. Jessie soon realizes that Emma has bought her badges online and Emma is forced to surrender her sash to Coach Penny as punishment for not earning her badges properly. Coach Penny and the rest of the scouts start shunning Jessie, Emma, and Zuri. Jessie forces Emma to stay at the camping trip so that she can help Zuri earn a badge. However, an ostrich escapes from the zoo, Zuri uses an orange to lure the ostrich away. Coach Penny praises Zuri for her quick thinking and she apologizes to Jessie for misjudging her. Coach Penny finally gives Zuri her first merit badge and she finally becomes a Butterfly Scout. Meanwhile, Luke convinces Ravi that lying is a superpower, after he accidentally puts a cricket in Bertram's lobster bisque. Bertram soon becomes disqualified from the cooking competition and he begins to believe that his arch-rival, Nigel Pettigrew is responsible for the incident. Bertram challenges Nigel to a duel, but Ravi begins to realize he took his lie way too far, he finally admits to Bertram that he was responsible for the cricket incident. Bertram becomes disappointed for Ravi's actions. Determined to make it up to Bertram, Ravi is able to obtain the egg cup and the toast rack, but he must clean up Nigel's tea cup collection, Bertram finally forgives Ravi.
Episode 18
Somebunny's in Trouble
Fri, Jun 21, 201322 mins
Jessie loses a bunny that Zuri brings home as a class pet, and she struggles to keep it from Zuri until she finds it. Meanwhile, Emma starts to date a guy who likes sports. Luke is supposed to help her, only to end up "stealing" her date.
Episode 19
Punched Dumped Love
Fri, Jun 28, 201323 mins
Luke gets to go to the dance with the girl of his dreams, but her ex-boyfriend is out for revenge! Emma wants to warn Luke, but is punished from going to the dance since she didn't pick Zuri up at the right time.
Episode 20
Quitting Cold Koala
Fri, Jul 5, 201322 mins
Luke decides that it's time to cut the strings between him and Kenny the koala, with some help from Jessie, but it proves to be quite the challenge. Meanwhile, Stuart comes over to stay for a few days, and reveals a newfound crush on Emma.
Episode 21
Panic Attack Room
Fri, Jul 5, 201323 mins
While Jessie prepares for a big audition for Emma and Bertram's favorite show, everyone gets trapped in the penthouse panic room.
Episode 22
Throw Momma from the Terrace
Fri, Jul 12, 201323 mins
Jesse invites Bertram's mom to visit as a surprise for his birthday but Bertram and his mom do not get along; Ravi and Luke compete in a school egg-drop competition.
Episode 23
The Jessie-nator: Grudgement Day
Fri, Jul 26, 201323 mins
Jessie is visited by a middle-aged version of herself who arrives from the future to warn her of an army of robot Bertrams invented by Ravi that are seeking to destroy her and take over the world.
Episode 24
Diary of a Mad Newswoman
Fri, Aug 9, 201323 mins
Things become tense when Bryn joins the morning announcements and tries to force Emma, Luke and Ravi off the show. Meanwhile, Jessie tries to teach Zuri a lesson after reading her diary.
Episode 25
Break-Up and Shape-Up
Fri, Aug 23, 201323 mins
Jessie becomes suspicious of Tony when he trains a beautiful girl to be the new door-person. Things heat up even more when Jessie's hot ex-boyfriend comes to town. Meanwhile, Luke and Ravi fight on how to best reduce Bertram's stress level.
Episode 26
G.I. Jessie
Fri, Sep 13, 201349 mins
Jessie and the kids travel to her dad's military base in Texas. While there, she tries to convince her father that she made the right choice by moving to New York, but neither she, the kids nor old family feuds are making it easy for her.
