How to Marry a Millionaire
Motherly Mike, ditzy but sexy Loco, and sensible Greta move to the big city to find themselves wealthy men to turn into husbands. After the first year Greta gets married with Gwen the new roommate in this syndicated series.
- 1957-1959
- 2 seasons
- Comedy, Drama
Motherly Mike, ditzy but sexy Loco, and sensible Greta move to the big city to find themselves wealthy men to turn into husbands. After the first year Greta gets married with Gwen the new roommate in this syndicated series.
Season 1 Episode Guide
39 Episodes 1957 - 1958
Episode 1
The Penthouse
Mon, Oct 7, 1957
Mike and Greta mistake Loco's new acquaintance Tom Brookman as penniless and throws him out of their penthouse. When they discover he is very wealthy they try to smooth things over.
Episode 2
Subletting the Apartment
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
To raise money, the ladies sublet their apartment to three musicians, but a romantic obstacle occurs.
Episode 3
The Three Pretenders
Mon, Oct 21, 1957 30 mins
With bills mounting and their bank balance dwindling, the girls enlist the aid of a slick and fast talking press agent, Jack Connors, played by guest star Morey Amsterdam. Their goal is to be introduced to the handsome and wealthy bachelors at the exclusive Club 94 by famed society matron, Mrs. Larrimore.
Episode 4
To Hock or Not to Hock
Mon, Oct 28, 1957 30 mins
When the ladies pawn an expensive Louis XIV chair that goes with their Park Avenue apartment to pay for their rent, they encounter a series of setbacks to maintain their furniture.
Episode 5
It's a Dog's Life
Mon, Dec 9, 1957
Loco (Barbara Eden) arrives home at the penthouse with a Great Dane dog named Victor who's owned by a very wealthy man. The girls await the millionaire to come and collect his dog, and when he does, they are surprised to learn that he is a little boy !
Episode 6
The Cruise
Wed, Aug 26, 2026 30 mins
Mike sets out on a Caribbean cruise and Loco and Greta have accidentally stowed away.
Episode 7
The Brat
Mon, Nov 18, 1957
Mike discovers that Loco's new boyfriend Wally is a racketeer and advises her to break up with him before she gets hurt. Meanwhile, the girls agree to babysit Greta's Texas oil man's son, unaware that he is a spoiled and bratty seven year old monster.
Episode 8
Loco the Heiress
Wed, Aug 26, 2026 30 mins
The ladies begin a lavish lifestyle after an attorney informs Loco that she may be the sole heiress to millions of dollars.
Episode 9
Alias the Secretary
Mon, Dec 2, 1957 30 mins
Material Girls, Greta and Mike are frustrated when Loco (Barbara Eden) mistakes a millionaire named Abner J. Harcourt for his penniless male secretary and decides to date him anyway.
Episode 10
The Sea Island Story
Tue, Dec 9, 1958 25 mins
Greta Hanson, a production assistant on the TV Quiz Show, "Go For Broke" uses her influence to get her best friend and comic book expert, Loco Jones booked on the program as a contestant in hopes of winning the grand prize, which is a trip for three to a luxurious spa and resort on Sea Island.
Episode 11
Society Mother
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
The girls get into hot water when they sneak into the swanky "Yacht Club" and meet eligible millionaires under the pretense of being rich society women.
Episode 12
Tom, Dick, and Harry
Fri, Jan 17, 1958 30 mins
Separately, the ladies meet and get dates from the same man who is known differently to each of them as Tom, Dick, and Harry.
Episode 13
Good Time Charlie
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
When Loco's irresponsible boyfriend Charlie is disinherited by his rich father, the girls get him a job as the buildings maintenance engineer. But, all hell breaks loose when the inexperienced handy man blows a fuse in the basement, completely destroying the buildings electrical wiring, air conditioning system and elevators.
Episode 14
The Bird Man
Thu, Jan 30, 1958
The girls try to lure a wealthy Central Park bird watcher into their nest.
Episode 15
The Fourth Girl
Tue, Jan 14, 1958
The ladies take the plain, awkward seamstress at Greta's studio to a masquerade ball where they have trouble telling who their dates are.
Episode 16
For the Love of Art
Thu, Feb 13, 1958
An eccentric modern artist (Werner Klemperer) moves into the ladies' penthouse. Meanwhile, Mike and Greta try to woo a wealthy man who favors Old Masters.
Episode 17
The Playwright
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
The ladies struggle to help an eccentric playwright find the means to produce his newest play.
Episode 18
Youth for the Asking
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
Loco mistakes a young model to be the age of her mother, who has the same name, and creates a stir over finding the secret to youth.
Episode 19
Loco Leaves Home
Tue, Feb 11, 1958
After fouling up the ladies' plans to snag a bachelor, Loco decides its best she moves out.
Episode 20
The Maid
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
The girls hire a maid who turns out to do more than just clean.
Episode 21
Prince Kaudim Story
Thu, Mar 13, 1958
A wealthy prince falls in love with Greta.
Episode 22
The Yachting Party
Tue, Mar 4, 1958
Loco unintentionally becomes the carrier of a valuable stolen diamond brooch.
Episode 23
The Utterly Perfect Man
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
The ladies suspect their new acquaintance may be someone who murders his wives.
Episode 24
Loco and the Cowboy
Thu, Apr 10, 1958
Loco becomes the Rodeo Queen of 1958 with the help of her press agent, Jack Connors and briefly steps out with a handsome millionaire cowboy.
Episode 25
Loco Vs Wall Street
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
When Loco causes Mike to get fired from her brokerage firm, she tries to get Mike's job back.
Episode 26
A Call to Arms
Thu, Apr 24, 1958
Confusion from an Army modeling assignment leaves Mike and Greta thinking Loco has enlisted in the WACs.
Episode 27
For the Love of Mink
Wed, Aug 26, 2026 30 mins
To pay for a mink coat and avoid being jailed for a bad check, Loco talks her Uncle George into romancing wealthy Mrs. Teasely.
Episode 28
Operation Greta
Thu, May 1, 1958
Greta milks a knee injury so she can get to know wealthy Dr. Harvey.
Episode 29
Loco Goes to Night School
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
Loco must fight off a series of tangled romantic webs when she enrolls in night school.
Episode 30
A Job for Jesse
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
An efficiency expert fires elevator man Jesse. Mike, Greta, and Loco takes matters into their own hands to try and get his job back.
Episode 31
Day in Court
Thu, Jun 19, 1958
When Loco is riding in a cab that is involved in an accident, an attorney leads them into court.
Episode 32
A Man for Mike
Thu, May 1, 1958
Mike, Greta, and Loco are guests of a big game hunter in his private lodge in the Adirondacks, with everyone having a miserable time.
Episode 33
The Truthivac
Wed, Aug 26, 2026 30 mins
A supercomputer matches Loco with her perfect mate, with problems every step of the way.
Episode 34
The New Lease
Sun, Jun 1, 1958 30 mins
Facing a ten percent rent increase, the ladies search for a new place to stay.
Episode 35
Situation Wanted
Thu, Jun 26, 1958
Without weighing the consequences, Loco sells the silver to buy a new dress and Greta and Mike think that it has been stolen !
Episode 36
Loco and the Gambler
Wed, Aug 26, 2026
Mike and Greta plot to have Loco lose interest in a compulsive gambler.
Episode 37
The Big Order
Tue, Jul 1, 1958
In order to help Mike's new beau Tim secure a lucrative contract, the girls agree to wine and dine Tim's South American client Ramon. Ramon, however, is only interested in doing the Cha-Cha with scatter brained Loco.
Episode 38
The Shortstop
Tue, Jul 1, 1958
The ladies help a shortstop to try and shake his hitting slump.
Episode 39
Greta's Big Chance
Tue, Jul 1, 1958 30 mins
Greta tries to get a part in her TV station's new production to audition for a big Hollywood producer.
