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Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Barone seemingly has it all. A wonderful wife, a beautiful family, a great job, a nice house on Long Island. There's only one problem. His obnoxious parents (who live across the street) and his jealous brother are always getting in the way.

Season 8 Episode Guide

23 Episodes 2003 - 2004

Episode 1

Fun with Debra

Mon, Sep 22, 2003 30 mins

When Debra sees that Ray is having fun with Michael and Geoffery, she wonders why Ray can't have that much fun with her.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Fun with Debra

Episode 2

Thank You Notes

Mon, Sep 29, 2003 23 mins

Robert & Amy are back from their honeymoon. Marie immediately starts questioning when they are going to send out Thank You Notes from the wedding. Amy is surprised at Marie's insistence and Debra wants her to stand strong against Marie.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Thank You Notes

Episode 3

Home from School

Mon, Oct 6, 2003 22 mins

Michael doesn't want to go to school and spends the day watching Ray work at his home office in the basement.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Home from School
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Episode 4

Misery Loves Company

Mon, Oct 13, 2003 23 mins

Robert & Amy celebrate their 3-month anniversary and invite Ray, Debra, Marie, and Frank to dinner. Robert & Amy are in the throes of new love and give marriage advice to the others. New love is different from old love and a debate begins.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Misery Loves Company

Episode 5

The Contractor

Mon, Oct 20, 2003 30 mins

Debra asks Gianni to work on the stove, but all he does is watch "The Price is Right". Debra wants to fire him, but Ray tries to stop her.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 The Contractor

Episode 6

Peter on the Couch

Mon, Nov 3, 2003 23 mins

Peter stays with Amy and Robert for awhile. But when he goes back home he finds out that his parents are throwing him out. Now, where will Peter stay?

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Peter on the Couch

Episode 7

Liars

Mon, Nov 10, 2003 23 mins

Ray makes up a lie to tell his mother why he didn't come over to her house for quality time.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Liars

Episode 8

The Surprise Party

Mon, Nov 17, 2003 30 mins

Debra's mother, Lois, suggests to Raymond that she will throw a surprise birthday party for her daughter and Ray won't have to lift a finger. Debra senses something is afoot and Ray spills the beans, but Debra wants a Chinese banquet instead. Ray tries to convince his mother-in-law to change the theme of the party, never disclosing to her or to anyone that it's no surprise - Debra knows all about it. Inevitably, all is revealed when Debra arrives home to a houseful of guests and embarrasses herself, her husband and disappoints her mother, who wanted, more than anything, to surprise her daughter.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 The Surprise Party

Episode 9

The Bird

Mon, Nov 24, 2003 23 mins

The family spends Thanksgiving with Amy's parents. They seem to get along pretty well, at first, but when a bird hits the house and Pat kills it, it becomes a war.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 The Bird

Episode 10

Jazz Records

Mon, Dec 15, 2003 23 mins

When the twins ruin Ray's dictionary Frank brings up how Ray ruined his jazz records. Ray tries to give his father CDs instead of records for Christmas.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Jazz Records

Episode 11

Debra at the Lodge

Mon, Jan 5, 2004 23 mins

Frank's Lodge is losing members and is only open 4 days a week much to Marie's dismay! Frank is driving Marie crazy by being home so much. Debra was offering advice on "recruitment strategies" about how they could get more members to join and liven up the place! Since Debra used to work in PR (Public Relations), Frank and his lodge buddies offer Debra a job as co-ordinator and they offer to pay her to help get the Lodge back on its feet. Needless to say things go awry when Frank's "disgusting lodge buddies" (as Marie would put it) start making sexy comments about Debra's good looks behind her back to each other and in front of Frank. The wives of the lodge fellas also have complaints because their husbands would come home all peppy and expecting them to be as hot and good looking as Debra. You can pretty much guess where this all goes.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Debra at the Lodge

Episode 12

Slave

Mon, Jan 12, 2004 23 mins

Ray and Debra both leave the twins at home alone. When they figure this out they hurry home and find Ally taking care of them. When they see this, Debra decides to give Ally more responsibilities. A lot more.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Slave

Episode 13

Whose Side Are You On?

Mon, Feb 2, 2004 23 mins

Debra and the children bet against Raymond all the time. He is upset when he finds out because they make fun of him. Then he remembers that Marie used to do things like that with him and Robert about their father when they were young.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Whose Side Are You On?

Episode 14

Lateness

Mon, Feb 9, 2004 23 mins

Ray is getting tired of Debra making him wait for her. They're late for everything. So he decides to set a time, and if Debra isn't ready by that time, he's leaving without her. Which may be the last thing he'll ever do.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Lateness

Episode 15

Party Dress

Mon, Feb 16, 2004 23 mins

Peggy's daughter is having a birthday party and Ally is invited. But she has to wear a dress and Ray doesn't want to spend all of that money.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Party Dress

Episode 16

Security

Mon, Feb 23, 2004 30 mins

Robert installs a security alarm in Ray's house because he's thinking about retiring from the force and becoming an alarm salesman. But he wants everyone's opinion first.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Security

Episode 17

The Ingrate

Mon, Mar 1, 2004 30 mins

Ray's old college is giving him an honorary doctorate degree, and everyone starts fighting over who should get the most credit.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 The Ingrate

Episode 18

Crazy Chin

Mon, Mar 22, 2004 30 mins

Hank and Pat ask Robert why he keeps touching his food to his chin before he eats it. Now the whole family is curious. Why does he do it?

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Crazy Chin

Episode 19

The Nice Talk

Mon, Apr 19, 2004 22 mins

Hank and Pat come up for Easter. Ray and Pat have a nice time talking with each other, which make Robert and Debra jealous.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 The Nice Talk

Episode 20

Blabbermouths

Mon, May 3, 2004 23 mins

Debra talks to the girls about how some of the cute things that Ray does, but Ray finds it embarrassing. So he talks to Frank and Robert about Debra's flaws. Then secrets start coming out.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Blabbermouths

Episode 21

The Model

Mon, May 10, 2004 22 mins

A modeling agent spots Robert and signs him up for a career, and the family is really excited for him. But when he and Ray go to get his pictures from his first shoot, they find out that it was a con job, so Ray and Robert try to make up an excuse to tell the rest of the family.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 The Model

Episode 22

The Mentor

Mon, May 17, 2004 23 mins

A stranger shows up one day to see Frank. But Frank knows the man. It turns out that the stranger used to work with Frank at the company when he was growing up. Frank taught him everything he knew. When Ray and Robert hear this, they get jealous. Why wasn't Frank nice to them when they were growing up?

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 The Mentor

Episode 23

Golf for It

Mon, May 24, 2004 30 mins

Marie wants the boys to paint her new shelf. But the boys want to go golfing. They start to feel guilty when they leave and start talking about how much they love her. So they decide to golf to see who'll get Marie when Frank dies.

Everybody Loves Raymond Season 8 Golf for It
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