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Everybody Hates Chris Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2007 - 2008
Episode 1
Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor
Mon, Oct 1, 200721 mins
At the end of the 8th grade, Mrs.Morello hands out the Grade Eight Perficiency Assesment Test (GEPA) and Chris doesn't study so he thinks it doesn't count. So, he purposely does bad on the test, which makes him See Mr. Avich, the guidance counselor, who tries to get Chris into a special needs class
Episode 2
Everybody Hates Caruso
Mon, Oct 8, 200721 mins
Caruso is beat up by one of Chris's classmates. As a result, the absence of Caruso's power throws the entire school into chaos.
Episode 3
Everybody Hates Driving
Mon, Oct 15, 200721 mins
Julius allows Chris to park the family car across the street, but he takes the car to school instead. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes to court to dispute a speeding ticket.
Episode 4
Everybody Hates Blackie
Mon, Oct 22, 200721 mins
Chris is allowed to get a dog after the house is robbed. The dog turns out to be impossible to train, until Chris discovers that the dog only understands Spanish.
Episode 5
Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad
Mon, Oct 29, 200721 mins
Since the rest of the family is sick, Chris is forced to spend a few nights at Mr. Omar's apartment, where he discovers Richard Pryor for the first time.
Episode 6
Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy
Mon, Nov 5, 200721 mins
After Chris's first article for the school paper is rejected, he creates a bogus story about a serial killer in Bed-Stuy--which only gets him in more trouble.
Episode 7
Everybody Hates Houseguests
Mon, Nov 12, 200721 mins
Greg's friendship with Chris is put to the test when he spends the week at Chris's house, and Julius has an eventful first week as a taxicab driver.
Episode 8
Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
Mon, Nov 19, 200721 mins
When Doc refuses to give Chris a raise, Chris goes out and gets a new job at the local Chinese restaurant.
Episode 9
Everybody Hates the New Kid
Mon, Nov 26, 200721 mins
When a second black kid enrolls in Chris's school, the two become fast friends, which makes Greg jealous. Julius becomes nervous when the IRS gives the family a larger-than-expected tax refund.
Episode 10
Everybody Hates Kwanzaa
Mon, Dec 10, 200721 mins
Julius talks the family into celebrating Kwanzaa instead of Christmas this year because it is cheaper. Meanwhile, Chris helps Kill Moves find his mother as part of his school Christmas assignment.
Episode 11
Everybody Hates the Port Authority
Sun, Mar 2, 200821 mins
When Julius's uncle dies, the family plans to go to the funeral in South Carolina by bus. At the Port Authority bus terminal, Rochelle informs Chris and Julius that she divided their money among them to reduce the risk of them being pickpocketed. Chris is left by himself while Julius buys the bus tickets and the others go to the vending machines. A three-card monte dealer sets up a table nearby and encourages Chris to bet. Chris starts out winning but eventually loses the $100 that had been entrusted to him. Needing more money for the bus tickets, Julius asks Chris for the money and learns how he lost it. Julius tries to win the money back but winds up losing as well. Fortunately for the family, Rochelle is familiar with scams.
Episode 12
Everybody Hates Bad Boys
Sun, Mar 9, 200821 mins
Chris models himself after a popular rapper and takes on a bad boy persona in order to impress Tasha. Julius gets the family a free dinner at an expensive restaurant, but the restaurant is less than hospitable.
Episode 13
Everybody Hates the First Kiss
Sun, Mar 16, 200821 mins
Chris tries to get himself invited to a spin-the-bottle party so that he can get a chance to kiss Tasha. He winds up kissing another girl, which only causes unforeseen problems.
Episode 14
Everybody Hates Easter
Sun, Mar 23, 200821 mins
After Tasha breaks up with her boyfriend, Chris has the opportunity to escort her to the church Easter pageant. His plans are complicated when he finds that Tasha will be attending a pageant at her old church in Queens instead of his local church. Meanwhile, Rochelle searches for the perfect hat to win a competition at church -- a competition Julius wants to avoid attending. Also, Drew and Tonya plan to cheat in an Easter egg hunt.
Episode 15
Everybody Hates Gretzky
Sun, Mar 30, 200830 mins
Drew is waiting at the bus stop and will be skipping school so he can go to Long Island to meet and get Wayne Gretzky's autograph, since "The Great One" is in town. Chris figuring he will get in trouble anyway, since he's supposed to be responsible for him, accompanies Drew. Problems are, Drew has no plan to see Gretzky and they end up in Coney Island instead. Along the way, they meet up with Willie O'Ree, the first black player in the National Hockey League and he helps them get to Long Island. While taking the train, they get harassed by two guys and when one discovers he's wearing an Edmonton Oilers jersey, they try to make Drew give it up to them. Chris convinces Drew to do it and when he starts to take it off, the back of the jersey is misspelled; It spelled Gritzky and it has the wrong uniform number; 98, not Wayne's 99. The guys laugh and walk away. When they get to Long Island, they go to the hotel where they think Wayne is staying, but it turns out Wayne isn't staying there. They figure out which hotel Wayne will be staying and Chris comes up with an idea to get up to Wayne's room. In the end, Drew doesn't get Gretzky's autograph but some good and bad things come out of it. In addition, Tanya, is straying home from school today, when Julius needs to get some sleep, because Tanya's class went to Philadelphia on a field trip and Julius refused to pay the one hundred dollars for it. Also, Rochelle has to go to work so he has to entertain her.
Episode 16
Everybody Hates the BFD
Sun, Apr 6, 200821 mins
Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a Run-DMC concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr. Omar's Black Funeral Directors' (BFD) scholarship fund. Meanwhile, when Rochelle injures her arm, she milks her condition to avoid taking care of the family. Julius gives Tonya a fun "project" rolling quarters.
Episode 17
Everybody Hates Ex-Cons
Sun, Apr 13, 200821 mins
When Chris finds out that Malvo has been released from jail, he fears that the ex-convict may be out for revenge against him. Instead, Malvo asks Chris to tutor him so he can go to high school. Chris is reluctant at first but eventually agrees, despite his suspicions of Malvo. Meanwhile, Alycia, the mother of Tonya's friend Latrinda, suspects Tonya of being a bad influence. Also, Dodgers fan Julius makes a bet with Mets fan Drew about which baseball team is better.
Episode 18
Everybody Hates Earth Day
Sun, Apr 20, 200821 mins
Chris tries to enlist Julius to help him collect cans for an Earth Day project. Meanwhile, Tonya is reprimanded at school while mimicking her mother, causing Rochelle to try and stop yelling anymore.
Episode 19
Everybody Hates Being Cool
Sun, Apr 27, 200821 mins
Chris and Greg try to become cool, and Chris gets suspended from school when Greg is busted with a cigarette and blames it on Chris. And that's where the real trouble begins for him.
Episode 20
Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance
Sun, May 4, 200821 mins
Chris catches a lot of grief for asking a white girl from his class to the ninth grade dance, so he backs out of it, which only makes things worse. Julius and Drew help out a relative starting a business, and Tanya takes up ballet.
Episode 21
Everybody Hates Mother's Day
Sun, May 11, 200821 mins
Chris wants to buy his mom perfume that she wants - he goes to department store and is accused of shop lifting so he buys a knock off on the street that makes his mom break out with hives. She takes him and the perfume back to the store where she thinks he bought it and they encounter the same sales clerk who insulted Chris the first time.
Episode 22
Everybody Hates Graduation
Sun, May 18, 200822 mins
Chris tries to get accepted into the Bronx Science Academy so that he can go to high school with Greg, Julius helps his brother start a Mix Tape business not knowing that they're illegal, and Drew helps Tanya with her ballet recital.