Everybody Hates Chris Season 1 Episodes

Episode 1

Everybody Hates the Pilot

Thu, Sep 22, 200520 mins

Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bussed to a predominantly white middle school two-hours away by his strict, hard-working parents, Chris struggles to find his place while keeping his siblings in line at home and dealing with the school bully, Joey Caruso.

Episode 2

Everybody Hates Keisha

Thu, Sep 29, 200520 mins

Chris has a crush on Keisha, the girl next door and when Rochelle asks Keisha to help Drew with his math, Chris makes his move to impress her, but is heartbroken when he catches Drew kissing Keisha. Julius finds himself in an uncomfortable position when he suddenly becomes attracted to Keisha's mom, Sheila. Also, when the school principal orders Caruso to stay away from Chris, Greg sticks close to him.

Episode 3

Everybody Hates Basketball

Thu, Oct 6, 200521 mins

The school basketball coach recruits Chris for the basketball team, but there's one problem: he doesn't know how to play. But a bad grade on a pop quiz could kick him off the team. Meanwhile, Rochelle has her suspicions about a new tenant in their building.

Episode 4

Everybody Hates Sausage

Thu, Oct 13, 200520 mins

When Julius buys a big crate of sausage, he makes everyone eat it with every meal. But Tonya refuses to, causing friction between the her and Rochelle. While at school, Chris is sentenced to 3 days of detention after a rumor goes round about him beating up the school bully, Joey.

Episode 5

Everybody Hates Fat Mike

Thu, Oct 20, 200520 mins

Despite his parents' warnings, Chris lends his bike to a kid who disappears with it; While Julius is on strike, he proves to be a better housekeeper than Rochelle which makes her very angry.

Episode 6

Everybody Hates Halloween

Thu, Oct 27, 200519 mins

In order to impress a girl Chris goes to an adult party where the girl will be. With some urging from his friend he decides to go as the eccentric singer Prince.

Episode 7

Everybody Hates the Babysitter

Thu, Nov 3, 200520 mins

When Rochelle and Julius go out for the night, they hire a sitter to look after Chris, Drew, and Tonya. But the babysitter keeps leaving the house and Chris covers for her. Julius and Rochelle's night-out is anything but romantic when the restaurant gets robbed.

Episode 8

Everybody Hates the Laundromat

Thu, Nov 10, 200520 mins

Chris spends all day at the laundromat while watching his younger brother and sister. His parents try to get a good deal on a new TV.

Episode 9

Everybody Hates Food Stamps

Thu, Nov 17, 200520 mins

Julius finds food stamps and urges his wife to use them. Being a "ghetto snob", Rochelle is naturally nervous to seen using food stamps though she is happy that for once they'll be able to buy brand name food. While at the checkout line Rochelle runs in to one of her friends. Not wanting to be seen paying for groceries with food stamps Rochelle dips into the family's spending money in order to pay for the groceries.

Episode 10

Everybody Hates Greg

Thu, Nov 24, 200519 mins

Toyna keeps getting Chris into trouble and Chris is sick of it, so he decides to hang out at Greg's house without permission from either of their parents. When Greg's father comes home and Chris finds out Greg isn't allowed to have anyone over when his dad's not home, Chris hides in the closet to avoid getting into trouble.

Episode 11

Everybody Hates Christmas

Thu, Dec 15, 200519 mins

Rochelle and Julius don't have enough money to get Chris his new Walkman that he wants for Christmas. Drew tells Toyna the truth about Santa Claus, which makes Tonya question about other things her mom and dad told her.

Episode 12

Everybody Hates a Part Time Job

Fri, Jan 6, 200620 mins

In order to get a new leather jacket, Chris goes to work with Julius. When Drew and Tonya's school is shut down because of lead paint poisoning, the two play a game of "I Dare You" which gets out of hand when Toyna ends up in the emergency room.

Episode 13

Everybody Hates Picture Day

Thu, Feb 2, 200620 mins

Chris gets a new outfit for school picture day, but Caruso ends up stealing it. Drew hides Toyna's shoe when she breaks his toy. Rochelle sells make-up at home to make some extra money.

Episode 14

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

Thu, Feb 9, 200619 mins

Chris gets a bunch of "I hate you" cards from Caruso and also develops a crush on a girl named Tangee on his bus ride. Tonya reveals that she has a boyfriend which surprises Julius, and Drew gets a bunch of Valentines' cards from a lot of girls.

Episode 15

Everybody Hates the Lottery

Thu, Feb 16, 200620 mins

Julius and Rochelle struggle to give up the things they like: chocolate turtles and lottery tickets. Meanwhile, Chris claims to be a pro at "Asteroids", but when he hears that someone beat his score, it's up to him to defend his title.

Episode 16

Everybody Hates the Gout

Thu, Mar 2, 200619 mins

Chris gets an "F" on his report card and tries to figure out a way to change his grade before his parents find out. When Julius is sick with the gout, he starts watching The Young and the Restless.

Episode 17

Everybody Hates Funerals

Thu, Mar 23, 200620 mins

When Rochelle's dad, Gene unexpectedly dies during a family dinner, Rochelle starts acting less than normal and Chris is shocked to see his mother not acting like herself.

Episode 18

Everybody Hates Corleone

Thu, Apr 13, 200620 mins

Sick of the constant bullying from Caruso, Chris attempts to get kicked out of Corleone. Meanwhile, Julius' smelly new job may drive the family away.

Episode 19

Everybody Hates Drew

Thu, Apr 20, 200620 mins

Fed up with Drew being the best at everything, Chris decides to take up karate. But when the two brothers challenge each other, Chris ends up breaking Drew's hand. Meanwhile, Toyna gets a lesson in gossip at the beauty salon.

Episode 20

Everybody Hates Playboy

Thu, Apr 27, 200620 mins

Chris finds a Playboy magazine in Julius' toolbox and takes it to school, but the assistant principal confiscates it, Chris attempts to get it back. Julius is surprised when he finds out that Rochelle has money stashed in their room. Toyna teases Drew because of his fear of spiders.

Episode 21

Everybody Hates Jail

Thu, May 4, 200618 mins

Chris tries to sell cookies for his class trip to Washington DC, but he ends up in jail for saying the cookies were stolen. Julius and Rochelle get tickets to see "Dreamgirls", but their plans are thwarted when Drew and Toyna come down with the chicken pox.

Episode 22

Everybody Hates Father's Day

Sun, May 28, 200618 mins

Chris asks Julius what gift he would like for Father's Day, but Julius says all he wants is a day off from the family. Rochelle is appalled that Julius doesn't want to spend Father's Day with the family, but Julius says he never gets a day to himself and all the money the family spends on presents for him is wasted. Chris decides to buy Julius a calculator watch so he can figure out how much everything costs, but he then finds out that Julius got one from somebody else. On Father's Day, the family brings Julius breakfast in bed, and then he rushes them out the door. Julius spends the day doing things such as sleeping and watching television, but eventually he gets lonely. While Rochelle takes Drew and Tonya to a museum and a movie, Chris searches for another gift, and after a long search, he comes up with the ideal gift for his father.

Episode 23

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