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17 Episodes 1999 - 2000
Episode 1
Tue, Nov 2, 199930 mins
Searching for a gift for his mother, Dilbert is desperate enough to go to the mall, which holds bad memories for him: when he was a child his father abandoned him there.
Episode 2
Tue, Nov 9, 199922 mins
After having a near-death experience, Dilbert has trouble getting his benefits reinstated. He also begins to question the meaning of life. Meanwhile, Wally is worshiped as a god by a group of marketing students.
Episode 3
Tue, Nov 16, 199922 mins
Dilbert is assigned the task of creating art in order to make money for the company. His market testing indicates that people like blue ducks, so he makes one with his computer.
Episode 4
Tue, Nov 23, 199923 mins
Because his life is so boring, Dilbert's blood is safe for donation. He donates a few pints, but one of them falls out a window and is used to him to jail for murder.
Episode 5
Tue, Dec 7, 199923 mins
The company creates marketing buzz about something called a "Dupey". Dilbert is put in charge of creating the new sensation. Unfortunately, his creation takes a life of its own.
Episode 6
Tue, Jan 18, 200023 mins
Dilbert and a security guard bet that they can do each other's job for the day. Each one of them does fine in the other's position, but Dilbert runs into trouble when he discovers an underground casino being run in the building.
Episode 7
Tue, Jan 25, 200022 mins
In order to help spend excess money, the boss concocts a scheme to merge the company with another. Dogbert is called in as a consultant.
Episode 8
Tue, Feb 1, 200023 mins
Dilbert genetically engineers the "tomeato" to end world hunger. The company hates the idea, but Dilbert thinks it can help the famine-ridden country of Elbonia.
Episode 9
Tue, Feb 8, 200023 mins
Dilbert's neighbors get an elephant and annoy him by building a large tree house that is perched directly over his roof. Dilbert must settle the issue before his co-workers arrive for an off-site meeting at his house.
Episode 10
Tue, Feb 15, 200022 mins
Dilbert meets an incompetent former co-workers and discovers that he has made it big working for another company. As a result, the engineers find out there are other opportunities for them. To trick them into staying, management gives Dilbert an assistant.
Episode 11
Tue, Feb 22, 200022 mins
Dilbert buys a computer over the Internet. He has it sent to work, but the delivery that the boss signs for is not what Dilbert ordered. When he calls to complain, he discovers that his own company provides support for the complaint line.
Episode 12
Tue, May 30, 200023 mins
When Dilbert learns of all the bureaucratic red tape involving disposal of obsolete equipment, he, Alice, Wally, Asok, and Loud Howard become desperate to find a place to store theirs. A chat with Young Zeke Who Takes Really Bad Care of Himself reveals that there is an empty cubicle. But when Catbert, the evil director of Human Resources, catches wind of what they're doing, they are forced to create a virtual employee, Todd, who becomes a huge success in the company.
Episode 13
Tue, Jun 6, 200022 mins
Dilbert creates a small rocket in order to search for intelligent life. The rocket collects alien DNA as well as samples from a hillbilly, a cow, and an engineer. On its return flight, the rocket crashes and impregnates Dilbert.
Episode 14
Tue, Jun 13, 200029 mins
Dilbert examines his ultrasound and wants a second opinion. When he discovers that he isn't going to get medical benefits for his pregnancy, Dilbert tries to sell his story in order to raise money and a media frenzy ensues.
Episode 15
Tue, Jul 11, 200022 mins
Dilbert must attend the company picnic and play as pitcher in the annual softball game between the engineering division and the marketing division.
Episode 16
Tue, Jul 18, 200022 mins
Dogbert writes a book entitled "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome". The boss see the best-seller as a chance to come up with a new product.
Episode 17
Tue, Jul 25, 200023 mins
After coming under scrutiny for unethical business practices, the company sends the employees for mandatory ethics training. Of course, management does not have to attend even though it is behind the major ethical violations.