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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
23 Episodes 2006 - 2007
The third season chronicling the lives and loves of the residents of Wisteria Lane introduces a new romantic interest for Susan, who is torn between this new man (Dougray Scott) and Mike (James Denton), who is now in a coma after a hit-and-run in Season 2. Meanwhile, Bree begins a relationship with the mysterious Orson Hodge (Kyle MacLachlan), who was introduced in Season 2 and now becomes a series regular; Gabrielle (Eva Longoria) and Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira) pursue divorce proceedings; Lynette (Felicity Huffman) helps out at her husband's new pizza parlor; and Edie (Nicollette Sheridan) continues to pursue Mike and also has a new houseguest, her nephew Austin (Josh Henderson), who piques the interest of Susan's daughter Julie (Andrea Bowen).
Episode 1
Listen to the Rain on the Roof
Sun, Sep 24, 2006 60 mins
Mike is still in a coma after being run over by Orson---who proposes to Bree. Meanwhile, Susan, who has been lovingly caring for Mike, meets Ian (Dougray Scott), who has been lovingly caring for his comatose wife; the pregnant Xiao-Mei is very demanding of Gaby, who's divorcing Carlos; and Lynette tries to embrace stepmotherhood, but Nora (Kiersten Warren) isn't making it easy. Carolyn Bigsby: Laurie Metcalf. Alma Hodge: Valerie Mahaffey.
Episode 2
It Takes Two
Sun, Oct 1, 2006 60 mins
Bree and Orson (Kyle MacLachlan) wed; Susan and Ian (Dougray Scott) go on a date; Edie has an unexpected visitor; and Xiao-Mei makes a delivery. Carolyn Bigsby: Laurie Metcalf. Nora: Kiersten Warren. Alma Hodge: Valerie Mahaffey. Det. Ridley: Ernie Hudson. Rev. Sikes: Dakin Matthews.
Episode 3
A Weekend in the Country
Sun, Oct 8, 2006 60 mins
As Bree's honeymoon ends (with the reappearance of Andrew), Gaby encounters a new John Rowland (Jesse Metcalfe), and Susan and Ian (Dougray Scott) spend a weekend in the country. Meanwhile, Nora has something to tell Lynette about Tom. Tammy Sinclair: Michelle Pierce. Pearly Gates: Jazzmun.
Episode 4
Like It Was
Sun, Oct 15, 2006 60 mins
Edie moves in on the suddenly sentient Mike while Ian (Dougray Scott) and Susan are off on a romantic getaway; and Lynette goes to bat for her son Parker, who's floundering in Little League. Meanwhile, Andrew Van De Kamp returns home with lurid stories of life on the street. Carlos returns home as well, not that Gaby is pleased to see him.
Episode 5
Nice She Ain't
Sun, Oct 22, 2006 60 mins
Carlos and Gaby's divorce gets downright nasty, as does Susan's battle with Edie over Mike; Bree must deal with Danielle's affair with her history teacher (Anthony Azizi); and Lynette must deal with Tom's "dream." Sarah: Mae Whitman. Det. Ridley: Ernie Hudson. Gus: Raf Mauro. Dr. McClean: Paul Keeley.
Episode 6
Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
Sun, Oct 29, 2006 60 mins
Carolyn Bigsby (Laurie Metcalf) confronts Bree with Orson's hidden past while Carolyn's husband, Harvey (Brian Kerwin), confides in Orson about his own; Susan professes her love for Ian while Nora professes her support for Tom; and Carlos and Gaby kiss and make up. Or do they? Monique: Kathleen York. Alma Hodge: Valerie Mahaffey. Det. Ridley: Ernie Hudson.
Episode 7
Bang
Sun, Nov 5, 2006 60 mins
A hostage crisis at a Fairview supermarket leads to tragedy.
Episode 8
Children and Art
Sun, Nov 12, 2006 60 mins
Bree meets Orson's mother (Dixie Carter), although Orson doesn't like it. Meanwhile, Gaby decides to get back into modeling; Susan refuses to allow Julie to see Austin; and Lynette is suspicious of her new neighbor (Matt Roth). Karl Mayer: Richard Burgi.
Episode 9
Beautiful Girls
Sun, Nov 19, 2006 60 mins
Lynette is growing more concerned about her mysterious new neighbor (Matt Roth); Susan and Ian take their relationship up a notch, but his butler (Ian Abercrombie) is not amused; Gaby trains young pageant hopefuls, but their mothers are not amused; and Orson's mother (Dixie Carter) has some things to say that are unsettling to Bree.
Episode 10
The Miracle Song
Sun, Nov 26, 2006 60 mins
The residents of Wisteria Lane have a holiday block party; Gaby has a new love interest; and Susan's relationship with Ian kicks up a notch. Gloria Hodge: Dixie Carter.
Episode 11
No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
Sun, Jan 7, 2007 60 mins
Gaby accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her new relationship with Bill (Mark Deklin); Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like she's part of the family; and Bree welcomes a surprise dinner guest. Alma Hodge: Valerie Mahaffey. Paul Young: Mark Moses. Monique: Kathleen York.
Episode 12
Not While I'm Around
Sun, Jan 14, 2007 60 mins
Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed; Tom's pizzeria faces an uncertain future; and Wisteria Lane gets a new resident. Alma: Valerie Mahaffey.
Episode 13
Come Play Wiz Me
Sun, Jan 21, 2007 60 mins
Lynette and Tom face challenges as Pizzeria Scavo prepares for its grand opening, and Gaby can't avoid her not-so-secret admirer, Zach. Meanwhile, Alma (Valerie Mahaffey) reveals a devious plan. Ed Ferrara: Currie Graham.
Episode 14
I Remember That
Sun, Feb 11, 2007 60 mins
Orson opens up to Bree about his past, while Mike begins to remember his; Lynette and Tom's business relationship takes a turn for the worse after Tom hires Austin to work at the pizzeria; and Zach takes notice---and umbrage---when one of his lawyers dates Gaby. Monique: Kathleen York.
Episode 15
The Little Things You Do Together
Sun, Feb 18, 2007 60 mins
Amid a medical emergency and marriage proposals, Pizzeria Scavo opens for business. Gloria: Dixie Carter. Monique: Kathleen York. Edwin Hodge: Carl Mueller.
Episode 16
My Husband, the Pig
Sun, Mar 4, 2007 60 mins
Edie gets an unexpected visit from her 8-year-old son; Gaby meets a very rich guy (John Slattery), but they don't exactly hit it off; Danielle's unexpected pregnancy affects not only her and Austin but Julie as well; Mike and Ian face off; and Tom and Lynette celebrate (if that's the word for it) their ninth anniversary. Rex Van De Kamp (Steven Culp) is the narrator. Travers McLain: Jake Cherry.
Episode 17
Dress Big
Sun, Apr 8, 2007 60 mins
Susan discovers a secret about her future in-laws (Lynn Redgrave and Paxton Whitehead) while Mike regains more of his memories of Susan; the Scavos squabble over restaurant uniforms; and a lovelorn (if that's the word for it) Edie eyes Carlos while Gaby finally finds something to like about Victor Lang (John Slattery). She also meets Victor's ex-wife (Challen Cates).
Episode 18
Liaisons
Sun, Apr 15, 2007 60 mins
Once again, Mike comes between Susan and Ian; the Gaby-Victor (John Slattery) sparring match goes into the next round; and Edie's budding relationship with Carlos hits a snag. Meanwhile, Lynette is at her wit's end at the restaurant, and the ailing Tom (who's driving Mrs. McCluskey crazy at home) won't let her hire a highly qualified chef (Jason Gedrick) because of his checkered past.
Episode 19
God, That's Good
Sun, Apr 22, 2007 60 mins
Susan calls off her wedding and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike; Gaby decides it's time to stand by her man; and a blackout shuts down the pizza ovens at Scavo's, giving Rick (Jason Gedrick) an opportunity to shine. It also thaws out freezers on Wisteria Lane and lands Mrs. McCluskey in hot water.
Episode 20
Gossip
Sun, Apr 29, 2007 45 mins
Gaby, annoyed that Carlos is dating Edie, does something about it; Kayla tells Tom she saw Lynette flirting with Rick (Jason Gedrick); Wisteria Lane is full of gossip about the dead body found in Mrs. McCluskey's freezer; and Susan decides between Ian and Mike.
Episode 21
Into the Woods
Sun, May 6, 2007 60 mins
Susan gets lost in the woods while looking for Mike; Gaby goes to jail; and Lynette realizes she loves another man. Rick Coletti: Jason Gedrick. Charles McLain: Greg Evigan. Vern: Alec Mapa. Toni: Rusty Schwimmer.
Episode 22
What Would We Do Without You?
Sun, May 13, 2007 60 mins
While Wisteria Lane is abuzz with Gaby's wedding plans, Susan pops the question to Mike. Meanwhile, Edie schemes to get Carlos to move in with her, and Lynette has a health scare.
Episode 23
Getting Married Today
Sun, May 20, 2007 60 mins
Bree and Orson return to Wisteria Lane for Gaby and Victor's fairy-tale wedding as Susan makes plans for her nuptials. Meanwhile, Lynette's estranged mother (Polly Bergen) shows up on her doorstep, and Carlos makes a discovery about Edie. Milton Lang: Mike Farrell.
