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Retro-scripted, spoof documentary series following the work of UK Border Force staff at the fictional Northend Airport. Narrated by Ralf Little.
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Episode 1
22 mins
Proctor announces that a royal visitor will open the new terminal, outraging republican staff members, who hold a protest. Clive, now a policeman, but keen to be around his old colleagues, is in charge of security. The 'royal' visitor is a patronizing baron who gets attacked by sniffer dog Snowflake, as he is wearing Tariq's jacket with meat in the pockets whilst there is a further calamity when a little girl finds Clive's gun and threatens him with it.






