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16 Episodes 1995 - 1996
Episode 1
Mon, Sep 11, 1995
Alice convinces her husband Burt that it's time they bought a house.
Episode 2
Wed, Sep 13, 1995
Alice is fired from her cashier job when her boss learns that she secretly interviewed for a position as a legal secretary; Danny brings home from school her first boyfriend.
Episode 3
Wed, Sep 20, 1995
Ever-bickering couple Lenny and Phyllis attempt to save their marriage by tagging along with Burt and Alice when they celebrate their wedding anniversary.
Episode 4
Wed, Sep 27, 1995
The Claytons are divided over whether their 12-year-old daughter can go to the movies alone with a boy, but everyone's plans are put on hold when the family car is stolen.
Episode 5
Wed, Oct 11, 1995
Burt is not pleased with his sister's new boyfriend.
Episode 6
Wed, Oct 18, 1995
Burt tries to resist Vicky's amorous advances without raising his wife's suspicions; Alice secretly starts smoking again after catching Danny with a pack of cigarettes.
Episode 7
Wed, Oct 25, 199530 mins
After forgetting to pick up Sean from school, Burt attempts to make amends by getting him a puppy.
Episode 8
Wed, Nov 1, 1995
The Claytons continue house-hunting and decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt is worried about passing the required physical.
Episode 9
Wed, Nov 8, 1995
Lenny assumes that he will be moving into the Claytons' new house with them.
Episode 10
Wed, Nov 15, 1995
To get back at their stingy landlord, the Claytons trash their apartment before moving into their new house.
Episode 11
Wed, Nov 22, 1995
The Claytons rent out their new home to avoid foreclosure.
Episode 12
Wed, Dec 13, 1995
Burt is devastated when his new recliner snaps in two as soon as he brings it home; Danny suffers her first heartbreak.
Episode 13
Wed, Dec 20, 1995
Alice's hypercritical mother arrives for Christmas and unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny.
Episode 14
Wed, Jan 3, 1996
After a pregnancy scare, Burt and Alice propose a bowling contest to determine which one will undergo surgery as birth control.
Episode 15
Wed, Jan 10, 1996
The Claytons fight with their haughty new neighbors with an escalating prank battle.
Episode 16
Wed, Jan 17, 1996
Burt and Alice are proud of Danny's A in English until they find out it's for a school project in which she has been corresponding with a prisoner who's a mass murderer.