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Barney Miller Season 8 Episodes
Season 8 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 1981 - 1982
Episode 1
Paternity
Thu, Oct 29, 198130 mins
Wojo is proved innocent in a paternity suit, but at a price. An angry patron vandalizes a theater. A beauty queen is robbed.
Episode 2
Advancement
Thu, Nov 5, 198130 mins
Harris signs a contract for a new book. A lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller loses his winning ticket. Luger manipulates Barney into writing a letter to his mail-order bride.
Episode 3
The Car
Thu, Nov 12, 198130 mins
A car thief's conscience haunts him twenty-five years after the fact. An overzealous sanitation officer goes haywire. Levitt saves a child from certain danger.
Episode 4
Possession
Thu, Nov 19, 198130 mins
A disorderly conduct report leads to a man who insists he's possessed by an evil spirit. A husband is arrested for forcing his wife into designer jeans.
Episode 5
Stress Analyzer
Thu, Nov 26, 198130 mins
A Peace Corps recruiter goes overboard at a job fair. Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
Episode 6
Games
Thu, Dec 10, 198130 mins
A computer game processor manufacturer is accused of espionage. A U. S. Army Specialist supplements her income as a prostitute.
Episode 7
Homeless
Thu, Dec 17, 198130 mins
The precinct is overrun with vagrants on Christmas. A merchant uses a cattle prod as his weapon of choice. A greeting card writer snaps.
Episode 8
The Tontine
Thu, Jan 7, 198230 mins
The survivor of a tontine attempts suicide so he can leave the money to his cousin.
Episode 9
Examination Day
Thu, Jan 14, 198230 mins
The detectives work in uniform while Levitt and the others take their sergeant's exams. While working with the squad, Luger is overly rough with a perpetrator, and later with Barney.
Episode 10
The Clown
Thu, Jan 21, 198230 mins
Street clowns are being attacked by a serial mugger. A hundred inmates are secretly evacuated from holding in the middle of the night.
Episode 11
Chinatown: Part 1
Thu, Feb 4, 198230 mins
Harris and Dietrich are forced to share a hotel room in seclusion with an unco-operative murder witness until he talks. Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim.
Episode 12
Chinatown: Part 2
Thu, Feb 11, 198230 mins
Harris and Dietrich drive each other ever crazier as they continue to be confined to their hotel room with their unco-operative witness. Lieutenant Scanlon's wealthy target of affection files harassment charges against him.
Episode 13
Hunger Strike
Thu, Feb 18, 198230 mins
A nuclear activist goes on a hunger strike to protest the nuclear arms race. Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language. Barney declines a deputy inspector nomination.
Episode 14
The Arrival
Thu, Feb 25, 198230 mins
A disgruntled member burglarizes MENSA headquarters.
Episode 15
Obituary
Thu, Mar 11, 198230 mins
A newspaper obituary creates a commotion when the subject is discovered to be alive. The detectives arrest a modern-day chicken thief.
Episode 16
Inquiry
Fri, Mar 26, 198230 mins
Internal Affairs is called in when an arrest target levels a charge of excessive force against Wojo. An angry parent takes action when an exclusive kindergarten denies admission to his child.
Episode 17
Old Love
Fri, Apr 2, 198230 mins
Dietrich's old flame pays him a visit. A former child actor hits his agent with a telephone.
Episode 18
Altercation
Fri, Apr 9, 198230 mins
The Harris-Ripner conflict reaches a boiling point. A mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five- year-old crush on Barney.
Episode 19
Bones
Fri, Apr 30, 198230 mins
A museum presses charges when an Indian lifts his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit. A scoutmaster catches a mugger.
Episode 20
Landmark: Part 1
Thu, May 6, 198230 mins
Wojo's discovery of an ancient weapon results in a buyer expressing interest in the precinct building.
Episode 21
Landmark: Part 2
Thu, May 13, 198230 mins
The interested buyer purchases the precinct building. Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school. Luger tries to bail out on his mail-order bride.
Episode 22
Landmark: Part 3
Thu, May 20, 198230 mins
Everyone drops by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare for new assignments. Harris contemplates resignation when he's assigned to Flushing Meadows. Barney recalls departed friends before he turns out the lights for the final time.
