Question: Even though I have written AA, like, 20 times and never once seen one of my e-mails posted, it's OK because you're just so darn funny! (And should you decide to run this one I will no joke reward you with a case of Diet Raspberry Snapple.)
Answer: Go ahead and send the case directly to the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. I've got two weeks of press tour to get through, and I'll need all the help I can get.
Speaking of which, Ask Ausiello will be on hiatus for (please don't hit me) the remainder of July due to press tour. But no worries, beginning next Wednesday, you can get a daily dose of scoop and sarcasm courtesy of my third annual Press Tour Diaries! Hooray! It'll be like getting a new edition of AA every freakin' day! [Loud slapping noise] Ouch! What part of "Please don't hit me" didn't you people understand?