Question: Whoo-hoo! You finally got an office! Kudos, Mike! What do you have a view of?

Answer: Thanks! Actually, I wasn't blessed with a window, but I do have a nice view of the printer outside my door. And listen to this: Because my office is located directly above the treadmills at the News Corp. fitness center, my desk vibrates whenever someone goes for a good run. Oh, and I'm right next to the electrical closet, so there's a small chance I'm being exposed to dangerous levels of radiation. But other than that, it's perfect.