Mary-Louise Parker courtesy Showtime Mary-Louise Parker courtesy Showtime

Dude! High Times magazine will present its 8th Annual Stony Awards in Malibu, Calif., on Saturday. Among the nominees for best TV show are Showtime's Weeds and Californication and HBO's Flight of the Conchords and Entourage. Movie nominees include The Wackness, Superbad, Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay and Pineapple Express.

Those in the running for the prestigious Stoner and Stonette of the Year awards (it's a dubious honor just to be nominated!) include Matthew McConaughey; James Franco, who will attend the awards (spoiler alert?); Mary Kate Olsen and Paris Hilton. It is reported that paranoia will overtake the crowd around 8 pm/PT, but an impromptu round of gravy fries and several complimentary bags of Cheetos around 9:30 pm/PT will keep the peace, man. - Mickey O'Connor