Groundskeeper Willie Groundskeeper Willie

Finally, we have an authoritative viewpoint on the issue of Scottish independence: from The Simpsons' Groundskeeper Willie.

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On Thursday, Scottish citizens will vote on becoming independent from the rest of Great Britain. Willie, for one, supports Scottish independence — and even throws his name in the ring to rule the new free country. "For a leader who can stand in the grand tradition of William Wallace and Andy Murray, would you consider the return of Scotland's prodigal son, Groundskeeper Willie?" he says. "Willie won't back down to world leaders, because I haven't a clue who they are — and I'm not willing to learn!"

Check out Willy's other talking points and campaign qualifications in the video below: