I just received a screener for the Veronica Mars season finale and included with it was the traditional "Do Not Reveal" list of plot points we're not allowed to discuss before the episode airs next Tuesday. Good thing the note didn't say anything about replacing half the words with _____ and then posting it on my blog.

For the Veronica Mars second season finale, please don't reveal:

  • _____ is _____ at graduation.

  • Mac tells Veronica that _____ _____ _____ _____ _____.
  • What transpires at the Neptune Grand rooftop.
  • _____ that would indicate that _____ _____ _____ _____.
  • That Veronica looks at _____ _____ _____ _____ and figures out _____ _____ _____ _____ _____.
  • Anything that reveals that _____ and _____ are _____ _____ at the end of the episode.
  • Keith _____ _____.
  • _____ _____ _____ is in _____.
  • _____ and _____ have sex.
  • _____ _____ killed _____ _____ _____.
  • _____ has ordered the _____ _____ _____ _____.
  • _____'s lawyer _____ _____ ____'s _____.
  • Please do not reveal anything of _____ in _____ _____.
  • _____ fails to show up at _____ _____ and leaves _____ waiting.

    Let the guessing begin....