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12 Times That Prove Kimmy Schmidt's Jacqueline Is Jenna Maroney

Her whole life is thunder

Sadie Gennis
Joyce Eng

Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.

Nope, not Jenna Maroney. Well, maybe it is, because, as we've mentioned, Jane Krakoswki's Jacqueline Voorhees on Netflix's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is basically Jenna Maroney 2.0, on a show that is essentially a stealth 30 Rock spin-off. And we mean that in all the best ways -- because Jenna's whole life is thunder and we're pretty sure Jackie's is too.

Don't believe us?

Here are 12 times Jacqueline was totally Jenna on K immy Schmidt. [Warning: Minor spoilers if you haven't watched Kimmy Schmidt yet. And if you haven't, what are you waiting for?]

1. She's so incredibly desperate.

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2. She's always the perfect foot slut.

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3. She knows what's important.

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4. She's a philanthropist.

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5. She's forever young.

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6. She's always topical.

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7. She's a firm believer in blonde privilege.

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8. She's better than you (and knows it).

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9. She knows how to strike a pose.

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10. She isn't afraid to do what's necessary.

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11. She knows how to be her best self.

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12. She doesn't understand feelings.

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