Tori Spelling, Ordained Minister?! Heaven Help Us

Donna Martin officiates!Tori Spelling reveals on her MySpace page that she is now a card-carrying member of the clergy. "I am now officially ordained. Yep, that's right... Reverend Tori Spelling!" she writes. "I did it last week online, and my official certificate is in the mail. I am so proud." As, undoubtedly, is the aforementioned online ministry.Tori's first order of business? Shannen Doherty, exorcism.