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Hey, Jennifer Aniston, remember that guy you dated back in 1984? Well, he sure remembers you. Michael Baroni, now a lawyer in California, is offering up on eBay a vast collection of keepsakes from his teen courtship with Aniston, including a birthday card she wrote to him on a sheet of toilet paper (nothing says love like two-ply) and the actual page from Baroni's little black book with the future Friends star's digits. Baroni says the collection, which he hopes will nab $100,000, "shows an innocent look into someone I think is very endearing." And a rather discomforting look into the guy with whom she saw Top Gun.