Question: Last Thursday, I sat through another eye-gouging episode of October Road. I gave the show another chance, but it just got worse. Please reward me by giving me Gilmore Girls juice about Luke and Lorelai.
Answer: Wait a sec: You want me to reward you for giving a second chance to a show that I explicitly (and repeatedly) warned you sucked more than the worst episode of Models Inc.? Fair enough. Now, about that request for Luke and Lorelai juice, I've got good news and bad news. Let's take care of the bad news first: Due to a last-minute change of plans, Lauren Graham is no longer singing ABBA's "Fernando" in the May 1 episode. Now for the good news: She's singing Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You" instead. And now for the even better news: She sings it to someone specific and it's not Rory. Ready. Set. Squeal!