Question: There's this terrible rumor going around the Internet that somebody is leaving Grey's Anatomy and it's going to be big and sad. Please tell me it isn't true and I will send you any Snapple of your choice.

Answer: My Grey's mole medical encyclopedia doesn't say anything about that, but he/she it does warn me to take what Katherine Heigl told me at the Golden Globes last week with a grain of salt. Turns out that in addition to keeping their mouths zipped, the cast also agreed to mislead the press on occasion. I'd be offended if I didn't love this show so much. That hot-dog-eating contest in last Sunday's episode? Freakin' hilarious.