Question: Thanks to Ask Ausiello, I have developed a major crush on my married boss. All we do is sit around and talk about the spoilers in your column. Can you possibly dispense some Lost spoilers to give us more to talk about?
Answer: Lucky for you, I have a soft spot for home-wrecking tramps like yourself. You won't have to wait long to find out who the proud owner of that spinal tumor is. It'll be revealed in the teaser of tonight's episode.