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After an accidental leak earlier this year, J.J. Abrams and the rest of the men, women, robots, and aliens behind Star Wars: The Force Awakens are taking no chances.

The first 88-second teaser trailer for the highly anticipated film will be released in theaters on Friday, Nov. 28. That's right, you're going to have to actually leave your house and go to the movies to see a movie teaser. How novel!

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Of course, the teaser will only be playing in 30 theaters across North America this weekend, which means you better hope you live near one of those theaters, or be willing to go the distance. According to the film's website, the teaser will be released worldwide in December.

Currently, there's no indication that the teaser will be made available online, but let's be honest: I give it until Monday before that sucker is widely circulated. Do not underestimate fanboys/girls.

A complete list of where to see the teaser, which will be playing before every movie, can be found below:

Phoenix, Ariz.: Harkins Tempe Marketplace
Los Angeles, Calif.: AMC Century City
Los Angeles, Calif.: El Captian
Irvine, Calif.: Regal Spectrum Irvine 21
San Francisco, Calif.: Regal Spectrum Irvine 21
San Francisco, Calif.: AMC Metreon 16
San Jose, Calif.: Cinemark Oakridge 20
San Diego, Calif.: Regal Mira Mesa 18
Toronto, Canada: CPX Younge & Dundas
Vancouver, Canada: CPX Riverport
Denver, Colo.: AMC Westminster 24
Washington, D.C.: Amc Tysons Corner 16
Miami, Fla.: Carmike Parisian 20
Atlanta, Ga.: Regal Atlantic Station
Chicago, Ill.: Regal City North
Boston, Mass.: AMC Boston Commons 19
Detroit, Mich.: Cinemark Showcase 20
Minneapolis, Minn.: AMC Southdale
Kansas City, Mo.: AMC Studio 30
New York, N.Y.: AMC Lincoln Square 12
New York, N.Y.: Regal Union Square
Cleveland, Ohio: Cinemark 24
Philadelphia, Pa.: Regal Warrington 22
Nashville, Tenn.: Carmike Thoroughbred 20
Knoxville, Tenn.: Regal Pinnacle
Dallas, Texas: Cinemark Plano 20
Houston, Texas: Regal Marq*E Stadium 23
Austin, Texas: Alamo S. Lamar
Salt Lake City, Utah: Cinemark 24 WJ
Seattle, Wash.: Regal Thornton Place 14
Milwaukee, Wis.: Marcus Brookfield 16

Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be released Dec. 18, 2015.

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