Theresa Russell, the star of 1987's Black Widow, has been cast in Spider-Man 3 as Mrs. Marko, the wife of Thomas Haden Church's Flint Marko, aka the villainous Sandman. I'd make a quip about Russell being more threatening than Spider-Man 3's other baddie, Topher Grace, but then I'd hear from that avid Topher fan again. Don't want that. What, too late?