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Question: Sorry I missed your book signing, but I decided to use my Paul McCartney tickets instead.Answer: It's not my fault that your priorities are all out of whack. Let me ask you this: Did Paul give you pink panties? Or a House DVD inside a blood bag? Or how about an oversize Ask Ausiello T-shirt? Huh? Did he?!?! But I'm not bitter. Really. I mean, the line was out the door!

Michael Ausiello

Question: Sorry I missed your book signing, but I decided to use my Paul McCartney tickets instead.

Answer: It's not my fault that your priorities are all out of whack. Let me ask you this: Did Paul give you pink panties? Or a House DVD inside a blood bag? Or how about an oversize Ask Ausiello T-shirt? Huh? Did he?!?! But I'm not bitter. Really. I mean, the line was out the door!

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