Wow. I'd think the cabler would be pretty stoked about all the drama it's getting out of its reality show Fashionista Diaries... except, um, the series doesn't even debut until tomorrow. What's the problem? The serial was supposed to be about six semi-glam assistants, some of whom worked at Jane magazine. The late Jane magazine. So now the pair who saw Jane fold will punch the clock at CosmoGIRL! instead. Does it make me old, male or both that I'm not at all sure I'll know the difference?

Perhaps to further distract from the emergency recast (for those of you who will know the difference), Fashionista has announced that Bree Williamson - aka One Life to Live crackpot Tessica - will make a cameo in the Aug. 15 episode.