is breaking out her desk globe and making tracks for Kuwait, where on March 10 she will join the rock band
in entertaining U.S. troops. For those of us
serving our country at this time (or at least not in ways more impressive than blogging about... Jessica Simpson), the event will be broadcast live on
. "It's truly an honor to perform for the troops," Simpson says in a statement. "Through Operation MySpace, I get to serve my country by doing what I love to do in front of thousands of brave men in uniform!" That previous sentence could probably benefit from a comma after the word "do," but who am I to question the Associated Press?