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Charlie Sheen's media blitz continues with the obligatory Funny or Die video, a cooking show appropriately titled "Winning Recipes." Since he's a "rock-star Vatican assassin," his hands — which are never not holding a cigarette — "radiate sunshine" and mix up ingredients in a "cauldron of awesomeness." Catch up on Charlie Sheen news
Charlie Sheen's media blitz continues with the obligatory Funny or Die video, a cooking show appropriately titled "Winning Recipes."
Since he's a "rock-star Vatican assassin," his hands — which are never not holding a cigarette — "radiate sunshine" and mix up ingredients in a "cauldron of awesomeness."
Catch up on Charlie Sheen news
"I don't cook food, I will it," he says of the finished product. "Mmmm, tastes like winning."
Watch the complete video below: