Question: I am never sending you Snapple from ever again. I am having D'Agostino's deliver it to you instead. You should receive it today or tomorrow.

Answer: OMG, I just received it! Thank you so much! And I thought it was incredibly classy of you to include the receipt in the card. For those interested in such things, after her $10 coupon was factored in, Tracy's total for 24 bottles of Diet Raspberry Snapple (and one AA shout-out) came to $33.36. If you ask me, that's the deal of the century.