To combat the efforts of The Site That Must Not Be Named, which has been helping keep hair-raising American Idol wannabe Sanjaya Malakar in the running, a new website,, has emerged. It instructs viewers in different states to throw their support to different contestants... except, of course, to Cousin Itt. Meanwhile, the Associated Press reports that the future face of Mr. Clairol isn't, in fact, getting stupendous support from his father's native country. Although there are over a billion people in India, hardly any of them know who Malakar is, because Idol airs there a day late on an English-language station that few people watch. (Or what we used to call UPN.)