Question: Scrubs? That's fraktabulous. Give us the details!

Answer: Fraktabulous? Is that the best you could do? This is beyond a doubt of a shadow the most supercalifragilistic thing to happen to us me all year. Unfortunately, Bill Lawrence not only refused to cave on my demand for character approval, he wouldn't even tell me which members of Sacred Heart I'll be interacting with. But I have been assured that this guest spot will be different from my previous (and well-received) gigs on Felicity, Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars in one major way: I will have (wait for it ) a line of dialogue! I probably just jinxed the whole thing by telling you in advance, but I don't care. It's not like you guys would throw it in my face if I ended up being Rotting Corpse No. 4. Right?