Pillaging an idea that worked (and then some) with Pirates of the Caribbean, Walt Disney Pictures is fast-tracking a big-screen adaptation of Disneyland's 51-year-old Jungle Cruise attraction, in which parkgoers encounter wild creatures during a riverboat excursion. No less than Smallville cocreators Al Gough and Miles Millar are in talks to pen the script. Teacups is next, you read it here first.