Question: There is this rumor going around the Internet that you died in a car crash. WTF Mike, do you really need to stage your own death to see how many fans you have?

Answer: What?!?! I assure you this is one rumor I did not start. (I also didn't write this question. I swear.) I am very much alive. But if I did stage my own death, I would have come up with something a little more dramatic than a lame car accident. Give me a little more credit than that.