Paraphrased, for your easy digestion...

Barbara Walters , on Wednesday's The View: The Donald is not bankrupt, so please don't sue ABC. And yet I must insist that I never told him I regretted hiring Rosie. [ Pause] Welcome to 20/20.

Donald Trump , to Inside Edition: Pure CYA. I may teach a Learning Annex course on it. Pay me $299.

That's right - The Apprentice has a new season premiering soon. How did you guess?