8:04: We're now at the ABC preshow and getting an inside look at Jennifer Hudson's Oscar preparation. Love the hair, but I'm not on board with the pockets. She passed up so many other options!

8:06: Steve Carell is divulging Sunshine secrets: Greg Kinnear probably smelled the worst. The things we learn from awards-show interviews. 8:08: The Devil Wears Prada gang looks patriotic standing together, but I'm still only applauding Emily Blunt's gown. Prada's costume designer, Sex and the City diva Patricia Field, took "red carpet" too literally. Why? Why would you die your hair the color of Kool-Aid? As Angel puts it here in the office: "That's not a hair color that exists in nature."