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The 12 Weirdest Things Maura Has Said on Rizzoli & Isles

Never change, Maura

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Joyce Eng

Dr. Maura Isles (Sasha Alexander) is not like the rest of us. Rizzoli & Isles' preeminent medical examiner is more familiar with Lady and the Tramp than Lady Gaga, has an overactive brain that just won't quit, and her social cues are a little... off. But that's exactly why we -- and Jane (Angie Harmon) -- love her, even though we have no idea WTF she's saying half the time.

Here are 12 of the weirdest (and most informative) things Dr. Isles has said over the past seven years.

1. She's so literal.

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2. Dr. Maura Isles: medical examiner, meteorologist

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3. That's not what she means, Maura.

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4. So you're saying sex is good for you?

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5. And running too?

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6. English, please.

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7. This is also why we watched Jersey Shore.

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8. So... what does wheat flour use?

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9. Hate when that happens.

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10. We say "1 to 10" here on Earth.

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11. Same.

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12. Sure they are.

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Rizzoli & Isles airs Mondays at 9/8c on TNT.