Question: I read that you need some technical assistance with I have a lot of expertise and would be willing to help out for some free swag.

Answer: Wow, that's a really selfless gesture. I actually ended up going with a friend of a friend who offered to do it in exchange for a peak at my huge Smurf poster. And the best part? She's fast so fast that I'm moving up the launch date to (drumroll, please)... today! That's right, is up and running and only 165 days behind schedule! Quick, someone congratulate me! And then wish me a merry Christmas! And just in case I don't get around to doing AA next week  what with all the presents I have to open and all  go ahead and wish me a happy New Year, too! (Look, I'll do the best I can, but seriously, I have a ton of presents to open.)