Question: So, I went to see Keri's play Fat Pig over the weekend (loved it) and spoke to Keri after the show. Cool chick that I am, I mentioned that I had to see the play based on your love for her. She smiled (genuinely) and told me she thinks you are the greatest guy. Happy New Year. — Riqie

Ausiello: I thought I asked you not to mention my name?!? But since you did... What else did she say? Did she ask how I was? Did she mention that she gave me her digits? Spill, Riqie, spill!