Question: Last Wednesday, I took the day off work so I could get a mani and pedi. As I was sitting in the spa chair, it hit me that I wouldn't be able to read your column until later that day. I was bummed. Well, guess what happened then? On the TV came a cartoon I haven't seen in ages — The Smurfs. Did you send me a sign? — Sharon S

Ausiello: My answer continues to be "No comment."