Question: I think your column is witty, smart, edgy and a breath of fresh air — online and on the newsstand. Will there be a TV show or movie part in your future? — Peter

Ausiello: Thanks, Peter! No one's ever described me as a breath of fresh air! To answer your question, yes, I am currently in talks with a certain WB dramedy about making a guest appearance during May sweeps. I'm not allowed to ID the show, but I can say that my character's name would be Dragonfly Inn Guest No. 6. I'll be able to share more once the deal is finalized later this week.