Question: I had surgery a couple of weeks ago, and while I was lying in my bed immobilized, high on pain pills and generally bored out of my skull, I asked my sister to read me some snippets from my favorite websites. Once she got to Ask Ausiello, I had to tell her to stop — the laughing was hurting me. Thank you for making me feel better, while simultaneously causing me pain. — Ilana

Ausiello: If I had a nickel every time someone said they were high while reading AA, I'd have, like, um, 27 nickels by now.