Question: Are you sure CSI isn't planning to kill Grissom off in the season finale (Ask Ausiello 3/23)? I saw the dude who plays the show's coroner on The Early Show and he said that Quentin Tarantino will be directing the episode and they are calling it "Kill Gil" on the set. — Stephanie

Ausiello: Unless Carol Mendelsohn lied to me when she recently said, "We have no intention of killing Gil," I'm fairly certain William Petersen is out of harm's way. Besides, that whole "Kill Gil" thing was just a joke. Get it? Kill Bill. Kill Gil. Oh, forget it.