Question: In the spirit of Chloe, you're the best TV journalist on the web — and you know it! — Brian

Ausiello: Yeah, I kinda do.

On that note, I have an announcement to make and, I have to warn you, it's a major downer. It saddens me to report that today is my last day with TV Guide. Until next Friday, that is. That's right, after much soul-searching, I have decided to take a weeklong vacation. As a result, TV Guide's nonstop season of Ask Ausiello will be interrupted next Wednesday, when a repeat of this week's column will run in place of an original. But rest assured, AA will return with an all-new installment on Wednesday, May 11. Please find it in yourselves to be happy for me.