Question: I second Kini's nomination of you as TV's new leader ("Ask Ausiello" 1/12). All hail to Ausiello! PS— I'm not doing this for the free gifts, but if you want to give them away, I have no problem. — Ed

Ausiello: Good thing, because there's a Jonny Zero cap and a Christmas With the Kranks Advent calendar winging their ways to your mailbox, my friend.