Question: You owe us some major scoop for taking a week off. Let's start with Desperate Housewives: Who is getting the ax? Please let it be one of Lynette's bratty kids. — Jorge Alvarez

Ausiello: While whacking one of Lynette's litter would certainly be the crowd-pleasing way to go, I honestly don't know who's getting pink-slipped. I do, however, have some second-season DH scoop that I blatantly lifted from last Friday's USA Today. When the show returns in the fall, Gabrielle will likely get a new suitor and Lynette will head back to work.