Question: Mike, I've read your column since it's infancy and if you don't tell me who is leaving Scrubs... well I'll still read it, but not as much. — Chase

Ausiello: For the record, I don't respond to threats. Off the record, given their current marital woes, I'm guessing it's either Carla or Turk. But remember, just because someone's bolting Sacred Heart, that doesn't mean they're bolting the show.