Question: Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving! Did you go out shopping on Black Friday? — Jess Kennedy

Ausiello: Sort of. I was actually looking forward to sleeping in, but at 6 am I got a prank phone call from some ignoramus pretending to be Darth Vader. Unable to get back to sleep, I went to the office to retrieve a huge stash of re-gifts I had been storing under my desk for the past eight months. Speaking of which, if anyone wants a Christmas with the Kranks Advent calendar or a deck of Playing It Straight cards, lemme know.