Question: Just four months and three days until the two-time National Champion Trojans begin their quest for a threepeat. Are you as excited as me? By the way, I have a pair of season tickets and no one to go with. You're cool enough to take, so pick a home game. You can rename your column the following week Ask Drunk Ausiello! — Jonathan G

Ausiello: I'll go to the UCLA game on Dec. 3. But let's be clear about something from the get-go: This is not a date, OK? I don't want to make that mistake again.